Tina Fey’s Quotes On Kim Kardashian

[baldguy]

I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful.

Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/tina-feys-quotes-on-kim-kardashian-are-now-as-relevant-as-ev

[cwydro]

1. Tina's right.

I don't get the big butt thing at all. Kim kardashian looks deformed to me.

[secondwind]

3. agree... and she claims not to have had any surgery

[hollysmom]

2. what? years of the bustle don't count. Fashion repeats itself.

not that I was alive then,

[LittleGirl]

4. Photoshop - that's what it's all about eom

[Myrina]

13. ^^ This ^^

There's no way the ass with the champagne glass sitting on it in the photo is real.
Too 'square'.

As far as the nekkid one in the other photo, that may be real and I'm betting her other proportions were slimmed. No way in hell is she that tiny around the waist. She'd fall over, like Barbie.

[Helen Borg]

17. Absolutely.

Not sure if the "square" part is the problem. The horizontal extent if what I find pretty unbelievable.

[Odin2005]

28. That kind of butt IS normal is some African populations, but...

...last I heard people of Armenian descent are not African!

[3catwoman3]

32. And it has a name -

Steatopygia.

[Odin2005]

35. Yep!

[Orrex]

30. I read something amazing about this last night

Mildly NSFW

Honestly, I never would have realized it, but the article is an eye-opener.

[drmeow]

49. Interesting

Thanks for posting.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

54. Yep. The reality...

Plus she's lightened, botoxed, lasered, and waxed to within an inch of her life.

Give it time, she'll start to look like Pete Burns.

[sir pball]

67. Oh, we all damn well know that ass naturally looks like..

..two shopping bags full of cottage cheese. Mrs. pball has a pretty "juicy trunk" that's about a fifth the size and it's got a bit of cellulite. Not that I mind - I love her more than anything I have ever seen or imagined on earth...but she isn't perfect by any means and KK is most likely even less in that department. I almost wish she were part of "The Fappening" so we could see that mess in its horrific glory.

[F4lconF16]

68. Wow, really? You almost wish that she had her private pictures exposed and posted all over the web?

You know, I don't really care if she wants them out there, if she already has them out there.

What a messed up thing to say.

[sir pball]

69. You kidding? She's not only posed nude but promoted it

To no end, cheerfully including highly altered full frontal nudes. She's willing to let us see herself naked but only in clearly falsified images, so why shouldn't we have a right to see what she looks look like naturally?

[F4lconF16]

70. Fuck that.

You DO NOT EVER have a right to someone's body--EVER.

I don't care how much she's put out there before, I don't care how much she showed, how much she faked.

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO HER BODY.

Fuck that.

[tridim]

5. Health is what I find attractive.

And healthy bodies tend to include healthy butts as a bonus.

Fake bodies like KK's aren't even on my radar.

[Helen Borg]

8. What do you mean "fake"? :)

[NJCher]

18. Implants

There's a thing called butt implants, just like breast implants.

We go to a restaurant which is frequented by someone who has butt implants. We call her "Bubble Butt" because her butt sticks out like that bubble packing material found in packaging.

As far as whether Kardashian's butt is real or not, of course it is not. There are pics all over the internet of her years ago and comparing the two.

What mystifies me is how anyone could do this without thinking what the difficulties it presents in sitting. There is even a television clip of KK conversing with her mother about what it would be like to sit on butt implants.


Cher

[JaneyVee]

45. Um, Kim's butt is real. You might be thinking of someone else.

[NJCher]

48. and you know this how?

Cher

[JI7]

51. it changes with weight gain/loss

[NJCher]

52. So are you saying she gained weight?

And it all went to her hips? And none of it went to her chin, her waist, or any other unwanted spot?

Wow, that's an impressive accomplishment, LOL.


Cher

[bettyellen]

88. so do augmented butts. sad I know this, but...

yeah it happens. I think her hips are real, but the bubbly shape is enhanced. Look at Ziggy "I'm so Fancy gal" Azelia , the australian blonde who raps with a southern black accent? she went up three sizes in her ass and denies it een though there are loads of pics showing it exploded overnight. They all deny it. It's hilarious.

[biglib63]

6. Tina Fey is beautiful

And that's all I have to say about that.

[Helen Borg]

7. Am I the only one to find Kim Kardashian

rather grotesque?

[Skidmore]

10. The whole family is grotesque.

[Initech]

31. They're literally famous for nothing.

Kim Kardashian made it big because she appeared in a sex tape. And then Kris Jenner's tax dodge church into the mix and they go from grotesque to repulsive.

[Wella]

66. Kim's daddy defended OJ Simpson

That's where this whole Kardashian thing started:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kardashian

[Initech]

83. Yeah I know that, it still proves my point though.

[Mike Daniels]

12. Not at all. I'm open to different ideals of "attractive" but I don't get the appeal with her

The fact that the only reason she even rose to fame was a sex tape and her father's background with OJ shows just how far the bar has fallen for someone to be a "celebrity".

I know every decade/era has its 15 minutes of fame celebrities (Eddie the Eagle, Herman Caine, etc...) but over the last decade it seems that 24 hour entertainment/news channels and social media have allowed 15 minutes to become "careers".

[Eleanors38]

22. I saw that.

[LiberalElite]

53. I try not to waste any precious

brain cells on anything named Kardashian.

[Eleanors38]

14. There was a whole school of ancient Egyptian art

termed the "grotesque," featuring huge butts, boobs, haunches, etc. Then along came the court sculptor Tuthmose (c1340 B.C.) who did a mock up bust of Nefertiti, and the rest is Madison Avenue!

[hifiguy]

46. All a part of the naturalist art inspired by Pharoah Akhenaten's

Atenist monotheism. One of the Pharoah's supernumary titles was "He Who Lives In Truth." Most modern Egyptologists think Akhenaten suffered from Frohlich's Syndrome or Marfan's disease. He was a very weird looking human being and his court sculptors and artists were ordered to exaggerate his, um, odd physical traits and render the royal family, including Nefertiti, in that style.

[Eleanors38]

79. I saw the skeleton purported to be that of Nefertiti

(in a text) and it indeed has an almost snake-like neck. They took their self I.D. with animals as seriously as naturalism. Her bust would fit right into any number of storefront windows today. That art style was as radical as the monotheism advanced by Akhenaten.

Otherwise, their reign seemed marked by studied incompetence.

[hifiguy]

82. Indeed. A Tuthmose III, Amunhotep III

or Ramses II he was not. One hell of an interesting historical character though.

[Marr]

25. Completely agree, and it's nothing to do with her physical appearance. /nt

[Odin2005]

29. I think she's hideous, not attractive at all.

[Doctor_J]

43. as a straight white male, I confess I don't get it at all

If you see some pics from her teens, she was actually on her way to being pretty. Now...ugh. too big, too fake looking, too...much.

[840high]

85. Not the only one.

[randome]

9. Tina Fey is awesome.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]If you don't give yourself the same benefit of a doubt you'd give anyone else, you're cheating someone.[/center][/font][hr]

[blackcrowflies]

16. Tina is a national treasure

[snooper2]

11. blah, she forgot Sir Mix-a-Lot, she needs an update on her bootie history LOL

[Eleanors38]

15. "...red beans and rice didn't miss her!"

[underpants]

27. Yes that was noticeably missing

Sir Mix-a-Lot did more than anyone she mentioned. Serena Williams is missing too from the bit that is posted here.

[Yavin4]

19. Both sexes have their crosses to bear.

Try being a socially inhibited man, without the physique of a Channing Tatum, without Mark Zuckergberg's net worth, and without the looks of Brad Pitt. See how great your social live is.

Absurdly high expectations of what makes one attractive are gender neutral.

[Android3.14]

23. Not the same at all

As a short-ish, self-employed, underpaid, pot-bellied man, my social life is just fine. Certainly GQ-level good looks in regards to the current definition of beauty would help (a little), but men have the privilege to take advantage of our strengths and overcome our weaknesses, even when it comes to looks.

Women have it much-much-much worse than men.

The Kardashian thing is so weird, it must be a fetish of some sort. I look at her, and the opposing signals of synthetic eroticism and body horror makes my skin crawl.

[Yavin4]

24. Please. Spare me.

Men have to live up to high expectations just like women. Hey, you may have the social confidence, but many men do not. Just like some women have Kim Kardashian's looks, but most women do not.

Saying to a man, "just hey overcome your shyness". Is the same as saying "just lose weight" to a woman. Both are difficult to overcome.

[LanternWaste]

39. You then believe that both male and female share precisely the same expectations from our cultural m

You then believe that both male and female share precisely the same expectations, and precisely the same consequences from our cultural mores?

Do you have objective evidence to support this, or is it merely an allegation?

[Yavin4]

42. I have the same evidence as Tina Fey.

Years of personal observation and experiences.

[LanternWaste]

78. I'm yet still wondering though...

I'm yet still wondering though, you then believe the expectations and consequences are precisely equivalent?

(All answers are responses, not all responses are answers)

[Yavin4]

80. I have observations and experiences

Observation: Kim Kardashian meets/exceeds a certain current cultural female beauty expectation. After meeting this expectation, who does she choose as her mates? Exceptionally highly successful men in the professional athletics and music. Her mates met a cultural expectation, success in highly competitive fields, placed on them.

Experience: In my high school, the boys who played sports were considered dateable by more girls than the boys who did not.

If my 50 years of observations and experiences are not enough data for you, well what do you want from me?

[treestar]

73. shyness can affect both sexes

that's the reason for the bad social life, nothing to do with attractiveness. Women are told overcome shyness too. And men ought to be told to lose weight on the same terms as women.

Shyness by definition is going to affect one's social life. I don't get why you think shy women wouldn't have a problem.

[betsuni]

77. This this this this this this this, this is true!

Thank you. American women are expected to be talkative and outgoing, and when they're shy it's a problem. Attractiveness has little to do with the attracting beyond a first glance. I'm shy, the shys know.

[Yavin4]

81. Men more so

Societal expectations are that men approach women and initiate a conversation. If a man is inept at doing so, he is ridiculed by both men and women. A shy woman has less pressure on her to overcome her shyness than does a man.

"And men ought to be told to lose weight on the same terms as women. "

Okay, in essence, you agree with me that both sexes have expectations placed on them. Thank you.

[treestar]

91. More than offset by the men being the ones to make the choice of whom they approach

To be a shy woman is to be asked out by men in whom you aren't interested and then get their reactions that they feel you had no right to reject since they made the effort. That's a lot worse than being nervous to approach someone you really like.

And as late as the 80s I heard the admonitions about girls not being "too forward." It's like they were telling you your choice in the matter was irrelevant. So even if women approach men, there is still a bit of concern that it will be seen in a negative light.

[bettyellen]

37. I'd say your social life is just fine, because you do not buy into the bullshit as others do...

when I see people obsessing over what "others got" - be it a six pack, a square jaw or money, and thinking "if only I had that" I know they would still be miserable.

And apparently, they think women should be miserable if they are lacking these things too.
Misery does love company! Self acceptance is key, and moving past juvenile notions about what brings happiness and "if I only had " is the biggest part of it.

[Doctor_J]

44. true that

[JI7]

50. Mark Zuckerberg got a more attractive girlfriend than him before he got wealthy and who was with him

for years before he started to make big money. losers on the internet now attack him for marrying someone who isn't "hot" because he could get "something better" with the amount of money he has.

[Yavin4]

56. Fine. Substitute Zuckerberg with Trump or whatever rich guy you want

Having a high net worth is an expectation placed on men who are "dateable". Hell, there's even a reality show about a woman who matches millionaires with women.

[JI7]

57. do you really think this is helping your argument ? like FUcking Trump is a Victim

and why not talk about Zuckerberg ?

a guy who got a girlfriend who would be considered above his level in terms of attractiveness and was with him for years. he ends up getting wealthy and they are still together and end up getting married .

2 people who aren't looking for acceptance from phony types and just found someone they enjoy being around .

[Yavin4]

58. Wow. You completely miss the point of my argument by your obsession with Zuckerberg

Fine. Zuckerberg found the true thing. Good for him. I will make my argument one more time. Being a success in life is an expectation placed on men in order to be deemed dateable. Both men and women have expectations that we have to live up to in order to attractive to a mate, and our culture sets absurdly high ones on both sexes.

[JI7]

59. and Zuckergberg found someone before he had success so not sure how anythign changes, trump had a

bunch of failed marriages and he not only has to be successful but needs to have a lot of money to keep any women with him because there is nothing about him that is appealing.

why the fuck would you want that ?

if zuckerberg loses all of his money his wife would still stay with him.

[Yavin4]

60. Zuckerberg was a Harvard Comp Sci student when he met his girlfriend.

That alone meant that he was going to be successful in life economically, with or without Facebook. It wasn't like he was working the night shift at McDonald's and living in his mom's basement.

Trump is as disgusting as Kim Kardashian, if not more, yet he's more dateable than the really nice guy who works as a clerk in a govt. office some where.

[JI7]

61. the only ones dating Trump are ones who only want him for money

so why the fuck would you want that ?

i never knew anyone who had a problem getting a date because they had some low level job .

[Yavin4]

62. You don't know many people.

If you don't know anyone who had a problem getting a date because they had some low level job .

[JI7]

63. yes i do, there was that guy who stabbed his roommates to death and shot some colllege girls

and wanted to kill more girls.

he came from a family that was well off but he couldn't get any girls. and it's no surprise after reading the shit he wrote.

[bettyellen]

87. getting same vibe here- yup!

[bettyellen]

64. fun interesting people can get dates in a heartbeat. they don't sit around wishing they had $$$ to

throw at gold diggers, they grew out of that shit in HS.

[JustAnotherGen]

76. +100

[bettyellen]

86. oh boo hoo, the gold diggers of the world do not want his empoverished ass, and normal women

are probably too demanding compared to those you can purchase, they actually want someone who wants and enjoys a normal woman!

like we are supposed to feel sorry for a guy whining he don't't have money to procure women with? seriously? I'm laughing over here.

[JustAnotherGen]

89. Little story you will enjoy

I met my husband five years ago on Halloween. He was dressed as his hobby - harley guy. Told me he was an artist. I was cool with that. Told me he did some commercial work. I was cool with that. Told me he learned HVAC while an Italian Marine - totally cool with that. My father and I had recently had a come to jesus talk about how I was doing the wrong thing and picking the wrong people - that I needed to find somone who swung a hammer, pushed a plow, made his living on stage or with a paint brush. All was cool. We dated for 6 weeks before I found out he had his own company! He also had an HVAC company. My point - I was crazy about him when I thought he was a starving artist that lived paycheck to paycheck know why? He was cool. And I was cool with that. He was nice - and I was very cool with that. That tells me any guy can find someone with or without money. So I'm with ya - no sympathy for someone who is upset that he doesn't have money to procure a woman. Nice guys really DO finish first. And that's that.

[bettyellen]

90. A plow- you made me think of a favorite song Country Man sung by Dakota Staton, LOL!

In he morning, he's right behind the plow!
In the evening, he stops to milk the cow!
And then he loves me OOOOOH WEEE
How he loves me.
Cause I I I I IIIIIIIII, want a maaan.
With a whole lot....
Of energy!

I'm right where I want to be, no big city man for me.
Cause I'm right where I want to be, no big city man for me.
Cause I I I I IIIIIIIII, want a maaan.
With a whole lot..
Of energy!

Fucking loved that woman. She knew how to throw down like nobody. What a treasure.

And she is spot on- women want to see a bit of effort, and some love- not cash raining down. Any fool who thinks otherwise has spent too much time in strip clubs and shit, and too little time getting to know real women.

[treestar]

74. Yes, it is something other than the mere money

It's a something that might lead to making money, so men out there who think their making money alone ought to allow them their pick of beautiful women are not getting that.

[Liberal Lolita]

71. Social inhibition is probably the only thing keeping you from getting women.

I know lots of woman who date fat ugly poor guys.
Try your best to break out of your shell with women. I know it is probably difficult, but once you start talking, and make friends with a girl, you can date her. Girls want guys they can talk to.
I don't know your age, but woman are shallower when they are young. By 25-30 most women wake up to the idea that going for the good looking rich guy leads to being used.
Just try to make sure you aren't expecting to much of the woman. That is one of the biggest mistakes I see men make. They want the hot girl, and ignore the nice plain girl that they can get.
Good luck out there.

[progressoid]

20. Love Tina.

Too bad Elle over PhotoShopped her on their latest cover.

[Dreamer Tatum]

34. Gee, I don't see Fey's essay decrying THAT.

I think Tina Fey is basically good and has the right intentions but she's also just a wee bit full of shit.

Kardashian may not have Fey's talent, but she's an expert at self-promotion and self-marketing, and she's made a lot of money at it. If she was more articulate or if she had hipper friends and defenders, people would marvel at her "self-empowerment" and all the other glowing phrases heaped on the self-aggrandizing women on The Approved List.

[bettyellen]

38. you mean if KK had any discernible talent, aside from shopping and whining about shit?

[Android3.14]

21. That Kardashian thing is the saddest expression of the modern quest for fame

I saw a few of those recent pictures and it caused a sense of "wrongness" in the same way seeing people with horrific deformities rattles the senses. That she chose to do this to herself is a form of soul suicide, as if someone tattooed clown make-up on their body.

[Odin2005]

26. I love this woman!

[3catwoman3]

33. She looks like she is made out of...

...Silly Putty.

Goes along with her brain, which is made out of Stupid Putty.

One of the LAST things I would want would be for my ass to be any bigger. I go to the gym 4 times a week to keep that from happening.

[brer cat]

36. Eyes of the beholder, I guess.

The most beautiful woman I know is a 50-something landscaper who simply radiates good health. Her face is totally covered in wrinkles, her body is curvy from well-developed muscles without a hint of fat, she doesn't wear a bit of makeup, and she seems totally unaware of her beauty. I do worry that her wrinkles came from too much sun, but I love to look at her...she is just gorgeous to me. Not to mention that I am green with envy when I see her effortlessly hauling big bags of soil and mulch around.

[stopwastingmymoney]

55. That's nice

I like that, go tell her!

[tk2kewl]

40. Homer Simpson photoshop

more (but nsfw) http://thechive.com/2014/11/13/kim-kardashian-poses-for-risque-photo-internet-takes-the-wheel-32-photos/

[Number23]

65. That is so wrong and disturbing on so many levels I don't even know where to start

[UglyGreed]

41. I have heard that women can get

some sort of injection to make the rear end larger. Many do have bad problems doing so. I think it is sick to do this your own body but they feel the need to do so. It's a shame.

[hifiguy]

47. In my ever-lengthening years on this earth

I have seen many beautiful women of all heights, sizes, skin tones and ethnicities. Kim Kardashian is not one of them.

[treestar]

72. LOL .

And has money for the plastic surgery / beauty treatments necessary.

[redgreenandblue]

75. Turn off the TV.

You'll be much happier.

[closeupready]

84. KK makes me glad I'm gay.