Jeb Bush has some albatrosses around his neck he can't get rid of...

[Archae]

I remember he used his office to get special favors for his kids.

His son said to cops who busted him with an underage girl having sex, "Daddy will fix it."

His daughter was busted multiple times for smoking crack, was sent to rehab where she tried to smuggle in crack in her sock.

"Daddy will fix it."

And wasn't his wife busted for customs violations?

[Xipe Totec]

1. Those aren't albatrosses, those are white elephants. Don't let the floppy ears fool you. nt

[City Lights]

2. None of that will matter. He's a Republican. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The biggest one is his older brother.

The other two brothers aren't anything to write home about either. Neil was up to his neck in the savings and loan crisis on account of his involvement with Silverado Bank, and is said to have cavorted with a number of Asian prostitutes. Marvin is more low-profile but is extremely rich.

[CanonRay]

4. He is a perfect model of today's justice system

[napkinz]

5. all that talk about him being able to win the Hispanic vote ... let him explain this quote

[99th_Monkey]

6. No one -- thanks to M$M -- will seem to notice

Hell the Shrub did coke, had DUIs ... and went AWOL from his brief farcical "military service".

Just ask Dan Rather.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

7. Which is an inevitable symptom of why political dynasties suck. nt

[niyad]

8. terri schiavo

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9. The worst thing he did was steal the 2000 election. eom