Now You Get An ‘Official Dick Cheney Cowboy Hat’

[TexasTowelie]

After their wildly successful fundraiser selling official George H.W. Bush socks, the Republican National Committee has come up with another novelty fundraising item: Dick Cheney’s Official Cowboy Hat.

“Engraved with Vice President Dick Cheney’s signature and specially lined with the Republican seal,” the Dick cowboy hat is labeled in a way that will let the world know that you love, appreciate, and support Dick.

…Dick’s daughter Liz Cheney said that the RNC was inspired to sell Dick hats after people told her how much they loved her dad’s hat. “It symbolizes freedom of the American West, the freedom we all hold dear,” she wrote.

http://www.alan.com/2014/12/17/now-you-get-an-official-dick-cheney-cowboy-hat/ (Alan Colmes' Liberaland)

[font color=green]Is a 10-gallon hat large enough to hold all of my barf?[/font]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Complete with an authentic whiff of sulphur.

[2naSalit]

2. Wait...

a Dick hat? I thought that was a condom!?!

[underpants]

7. LOL

[sarisataka]

3. Is a 10-gallon hat large enough to hold all of my barf?

It would be but it comes already full of shit- like the original

[AtomicKitten]

4. Squidbillies did it first.

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[jmowreader]

5. "Official Dick Cheney Cattle Not Included"

[onethatcares]

6. summed up perfectly

"the rNC was inspired to sell DICK Hats"

I just wish I could photoshop one of those on her head.

[underpants]

8. Does it come with a Purple Heart Band-Aid?

[tanyev]

9. With its bright Please Don't Shoot logo on the front, you're ready to go hunting with Dick!

[madamesilverspurs]

10. Hot damn!

[lame54]

11. The freedom to torture others and not go to jail