An Outraged Bryan Fischer Issues a List of Demands for Mitt Romney

[alp227]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/outraged-bryan-fischer-list-demands-romney

Shorter Bryan Fischer: "WAAAHHHH! Santorum dropped out, leaving RINO Romney to let the Gay Agenda run unchecked!"

The six demands (more detail in link):

1. Publicly support the North Carolina marriage amendment.
2. Commit to a vigorous defense and implementation of DOMA.
3. Revoke federal spousal benefits for domestic partners of homosexuals.
4. Support reinstatement of the ban on homosexual conduct in the military.
5. Support right of chaplains to teach biblical view of homosexuality.
6. Publicly pledge to veto ENDA.

[annabanana]

1. LOUDER! AND FUNNIER!

seriously, I hope the volume goes all the way up to 11. . .

[dmallind]

2. It's OK - he's a tiny fringe player not a mainstream Christian!

Oh. He's a full time spokesman for a group with millions of donors and hundreds of thousands of active dues-paying members.

Well he's just speaking for himself not the faith then!

Oh. That massive group - 1700 times the average church congregation - includes far more anti-equal rights statements proudly on its website.

Well that doesn't mean we should pay attention to radical extremist groups that don't have much reach in the faith anyway!

Oh - the group he speaks for also has nearly 200 radio stations nationwide and two tv channels, and routinely organizes protests that have, inter alia, caused cabinet level nominees to withdraw and Fortune 50 companies to change strategies

Well he's not a REAL Christian then! He doesn't understand the faith he's corrupting!

Oh - graduate degree in theology and career as Chief Pastor before becoming AFA Director.