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RandySF

(58,936 posts)
Fri Jan 2, 2015, 06:30 PM Jan 2015

Florida Man attacks ‘spiritual’ girlfriend’s car over dead granny sex toy dream prophecy

A Florida man was arrested on criminal mischief charges for smashing the car of his “spiritual” girlfriend after she prophesied that his dead grandmother would return to him in his dreams — and violate him with what police called “an adult erotic device.”

According to TCPalm‘s Will Greenlee, Casey Molter and his unnamed girlfriend had gotten into a physical altercation earlier that morning, and police were called to break them up. At that time, Molter had only inflicted minor damage to her car and smashed her cell phone.

After police left, however, Molter continued to attack his girlfriend’s car, breaking a passenger side mirror, deflating its tires, and strewing the hood and windshield with used condoms and what the police referred to as “love notes” written in creams and lotions.

When police returned to the scene, they asked Molter why he was so intent on damaging his girlfriend’s car. He replied that she is a “‘spiritual person’ and can tell a person about their dreams.”




http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/dead-grandmother-dream-causes-florida-man-to-snap-and-destroy-spiritual-girlfriends-car/

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Florida Man attacks ‘spiritual’ girlfriend’s car over dead granny sex toy dream prophecy (Original Post) RandySF Jan 2015 OP
I dare you to try and say that headline 5 times fast! zappaman Jan 2015 #1
K/R for using: "dead granny sex toy" together in any combination. NYC_SKP Jan 2015 #2
It's gonna be tough to top that headline in 2015. zappaman Jan 2015 #4
He strewed used condoms across the hood and windshield? gratuitous Jan 2015 #3
and wrote "love notes" on car with lotions and creams nt 99th_Monkey Jan 2015 #5
Are we sure that was lotions and creams? dixiegrrrrl Jan 2015 #16
Oh, Florida Man 99th_Monkey Jan 2015 #6
That's not a headline, that's a mad lib. NuclearDem Jan 2015 #7
And you just won the internet! Kber Jan 2015 #12
Best. Headline. Ever. smokey nj Jan 2015 #8
Dead Granny Sex Toy Dream Prophecy--best band name EVER! pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #9
I think I saw them at the Troubadour last week. Initech Jan 2015 #14
I guess it's Christmas for headline-writers too... N.T Donald Ian Rankin Jan 2015 #10
I want to see a movie of the events that led up to Florida Man doing this nonsense. valerief Jan 2015 #11
Holy crap this story has everything! Initech Jan 2015 #13
From The Onion or The Currant. GoneOffShore Jan 2015 #15
 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
2. K/R for using: "dead granny sex toy" together in any combination.
Fri Jan 2, 2015, 06:35 PM
Jan 2015

Throwing in "dream prophecy" just makes it that much more special.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
3. He strewed used condoms across the hood and windshield?
Fri Jan 2, 2015, 06:36 PM
Jan 2015

What an odd thing to hold onto, but one man's trash is another man's . . . instrument for domestic violence.

valerief

(53,235 posts)
11. I want to see a movie of the events that led up to Florida Man doing this nonsense.
Fri Jan 2, 2015, 08:40 PM
Jan 2015

Goddam crazy-ass magic thinkers.

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