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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsEast Grinstead ‘totally out of bounds for non-Scientologists’ says Fox News
Another take on the latest bout of massive fuckwittery from Faux News
http://eveningharold.com/2015/01/12/east-grinstead-totally-out-of-bounds-for-non-scientologists-says-fox-news/
An American terrorism expert on the right-wing Fox News channel has declared that the leafy Sussex town of East Grinstead is a totally Scientologist city where non-Scientologists just simply dont go.
Steve Emerson made the claim, which may come as a surprise to the thousands of non-Scientologist residents of West Sussexs fourteenth-largest town, during a television discussion about no-go zones in Europe where Scientologists are apparently in complete control.
In Britain, its not just no-go zones, there are actual towns like East Grinstead that are totally Scientologist, where John Travolta and Tom Cruise stalk the streets, beating up anyone who doesnt look like them, dress like them or make increasingly desperate comeback movies, he said.
Mr Emerson, who describes himself as an internationally recognised expert on bullshit, did not stop there, saying: You know what it sounds like to me? It sounds like a caliphate within a particular country, if you know what I mean. When pushed to explain what he actually did mean, he insisted: I havent got a fucking clue. My mouth words are all bollocks, arent they?
Steve Emerson made the claim, which may come as a surprise to the thousands of non-Scientologist residents of West Sussexs fourteenth-largest town, during a television discussion about no-go zones in Europe where Scientologists are apparently in complete control.
In Britain, its not just no-go zones, there are actual towns like East Grinstead that are totally Scientologist, where John Travolta and Tom Cruise stalk the streets, beating up anyone who doesnt look like them, dress like them or make increasingly desperate comeback movies, he said.
Mr Emerson, who describes himself as an internationally recognised expert on bullshit, did not stop there, saying: You know what it sounds like to me? It sounds like a caliphate within a particular country, if you know what I mean. When pushed to explain what he actually did mean, he insisted: I havent got a fucking clue. My mouth words are all bollocks, arent they?
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East Grinstead ‘totally out of bounds for non-Scientologists’ says Fox News (Original Post)
T_i_B
Jan 2015
OP
Fox News pumps up and hearts all kinds of experts on bull shit. BS Mountain did not build itself.
Fred Sanders
Jan 2015
#2
LeftishBrit
(41,208 posts)1. k&r
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)2. Fox News pumps up and hearts all kinds of experts on bull shit. BS Mountain did not build itself.
oberliner
(58,724 posts)3. Pretty sure this is a spoof
Making fun of the Birmingham comments.
T_i_B
(14,739 posts)5. Yes it's a spoof
GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)6. ROFLMAO