Why isn't John Boehner CLAPPING???!?

[lastlib]

The POTUS is giving this awesome litany of good economic news, and boner is sitting there stone-faced. (I've twice seen him try to wipe away tears.......)

[SummerSnow]

1. He's memorizing his lines in response to the speech.." The American people don't want this".

His favorite quote. he says it all the time

[muntrv]

2. Because the teabaggers in the House will beat him like a drum if he claps.

[narnian60]

3. I can't believe how

uncomfortable he looks.

[olddots]

4. he forgot his flag pin and is perplexed

[Siwsan]

5. C-Span isn't showing his face, so I switched to MSNBC.

His face is kind of camouflaged by that leather chair!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. He's bombed.

[lastlib]

10. That could be the winning answer!

I'd be hittin' the 'burbon' pretty hard too, if I was in his shoes! Having to say 'No' to all that good news would put me in a pine box!

[rurallib]

11. Even worse - he is sober and his body is rejecting him.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. He's an asshole.

[RavensChick]

8. He's an asshole.

Plain and simple.

[trueblue2007]

9. Boner won't clap cuz he is a a$$hole

[PCIntern]

12. Because he already HAS a dose of clap. nt

[FSogol]

13. He's too drunk and the room is spinning.

[Man from Pickens]

14. Zen

what is the sound of one orange clapping?

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Because he'll start leaking orange juice. n/t

[RavensChick]

17. He'll look like this in the morning:

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[arthritisR_US]

16. He's constipated. nt