"...I may be lonely, I may be the only one, but..."

[Miles Archer]

Mike Huckabee

Wednesday, January 21 at 12:10 PM

https://www.facebook.com/mikehuckabee/posts/10152744902287869

I may be lonely, I may be the only one, but I'm going to stand absolutely faithful to the issue of marriage not because it's a politically expedient thing to do because it isn't. I'm going to do it because I believe it's the right position, it's the biblical position, it's the historical position.

[niyad]

1. the biblical position, or the missionary position?

[Fred Sanders]

3. Would Nugent be in the receiving or giving position with the Huckster?

[niyad]

6. okay, I need the mind bleach now. ewwwwwww.

[CTyankee]

5. well, that too...can't wait for him to address that issue...

[shenmue]

2. My Mom and Dad will be married 46 years this February

without this jerk Huckabee's help. How is that possible?

[Bluenorthwest]

4. Huck wanted to build camps to quarantine everyone with HIV....

He's the archetypical religious bigot.

[Adrahil]

7. Hey Huck, Welcome to Assholeville. Population: YOU n/t

[Terra Alta]

8. The "biblical position"

King Solomon -- supposedly the wisest man in the entire Bible -- had 700 wives and 300 concubines.

So when is ol' Huck going to call for all men to have 1,000 female partners? It's the "biblical position" after all.

[Aristus]

9. "Biblical marriage" isn't working too well for me, Huck.

My wife and I don't have any children of our own, and I keep waiting for her to send her handmaiden in unto me that I may beget generations of descendants as numerous as the stars. So far, no luck...