Balls...--tee-hee-- Balls... --giggle-- Balls... --ooh-hoo-hoo-- Balls... har-de-har-har

[PCIntern]

Oh...isn't it JUST SO FUNNY!!! They actually said the word "Balls!" on TeeVee!!! Oh my goodness...so FUNNY!!!!!!!!

When the Hell did the entire country revert to grade school humor of the most moronic kind? Well, that is an easy answer, but it is downright embarrassing to see all these 'comedic' sketches and reports with the "winks and smiles...it's just that word...it just is so...'amusing'".

So as tired as I am of it, I had a patient this morning who came in all humorrhoid and everything about the "Ballgate" and "Deflated-ballgate" and all that stupid shit "punniness". So I said to him, it reminds me of the old punchline: "Liquor and rubber balls". So he starts laughing and absolutely deadpan I said to him somewhat conspiratorially: "You know, I heard that women don't even HAVE balls." Absolutely no response....he just sat there thinking.

I just nodded and started in with the procedure...

[Dreamer Tatum]

1. Because it's funny, Dad. nt

[PCIntern]

4. Yeah it was funny when I was 8...

Here's funny:

A man is walking on a tightrope between the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building. At the exact same time half a world away in Australia, a man is receiving oral sex from a 95 year-old woman. They both have the exact same thought at the exact same time...and that thought is: "Don't look down."

[ND-Dem]

21. Seems like your "funny" joke about a man getting a blow job from a 95-year old woman is

on the same grade school level as the other 'jokes' you're decrying.

at least to me.

the punchline is : "old women are disgusting" hardy har har

[pintobean]

2. Why the veil?

[Takket]

3. "When the Hell did the entire country revert to grade school humor of the most moronic kind? "

Historians have pinpointed this moment as occurring on July 4th, 1776.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. Jefferson was famous for his dick jokes. nt

[NuclearDem]

14. "John Footpenis?"

"It's Hancock now!"

"Why?"

"Mind your business, that's why!"

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

28. That reminded me of Penis Navey....err... I mean Dick Armey. nt

[Nyc72dem]

5. Yeah the ball jokes totally deflated the scandal

People are now just laughing. Well not the patriot haters. They're stamping their feet DEMANDING the rest of us take it seriously.

Nah. Ball jokes are funny.

[PCIntern]

7. Ball jokes can be funny in context...

but if you say, "I hit the golf ball 300 yards", am I supposed to giggle?

[Nyc72dem]

8. Hey I know it's getting old.

Like I said it's just about over.

[PCIntern]

9. Hope so. nt

[IDemo]

10. --

[PCIntern]

11. A classic...

slide #1 at many Continuing Ed courses...everyone applauds and laughs no matter how many times its been seen.

[lame54]

15. you just failed the litmus test for comedy...

You laughed at a far side cartoon

[KingCharlemagne]

12. When? You ask. Why, that would be December 7, 2003:

[awake]

27. Well done

[VScott]

13. You're obviously not a Beavis and Butthead fan

[Initech]

17. ...

[Initech]

16. Balls balls balls balls balls balls!

[cwydro]

18. It's like all these stupid

Seth Rogen movies, adam sandler etc.

We have an adolescent society.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. I'm sure we'll grow out of it.

Then again maybe not...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. reminds me of the Lounge.

[cwydro]

24. Bingo.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. don't get me wrong. I laugh the first one hundred times but, the last four thousand times ... meh

of course, madinmaryland and the brazillion joke ... kind of elevated to cult status, at this point.

this whole football thing .... I barely remember that Cam Newton qb's for the Panthers.

lol

[cwydro]

29. Cam who?

[shenmue]

22. You said balls

[PCIntern]

23. Ed Zachary!

Now if you get THAT, THAT is a funny joke!!

[arcane1]

26. It's football, not a place where one can expect maturity :)

[LadyHawkAZ]

30. ...

Embrace your inner Cartman.