Do you think it's abusive of parents' rights

[Jackpine Radical]

to require them to toilet train their children?

[Warren Stupidity]

1. Yes of course it is our god given right to shit everywhere.

The DERP is strong, even on DU. What a sorry state of affairs.

[Bandit]

6. I should have the RIGHT to shit on your hamburger and piss in your water

Especially if Smokers have the RIGHT to put their smoke in my breathing air...Their smoke is dirtier than my shit by a long shot..

[Act_of_Reparation]

2. It's impossible to find food without trace amounts of harmful chemicals.

So I'm not gonna feed my kid. Why risk it?

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

3. In 1927 on main street in Bitingmytongue Louisiana, a guy sneezed after eating

ice cream

Now I will NEVER eat ice cream

Makes as much sense



BTW, I frigging love ice cream...

[Act_of_Reparation]

4. No study I know of has looked at the long-term health effects of the brain freeze.

So we need to put warning labels on Slurpees.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

5. i ACTUALLY JUST

THANKS FOR THAT

[F4lconF16]

8. BAHAHAHA

I'm stealing that one

[Cleita]

7. What? Housebreak them like dogs?

No. They should have the right to pee and poop in their pants wherever they like. Also, if you don't like it, you can clean them and wash their underwear.

[Warren Stupidity]

9. In days of old

When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented
They took their dumps by the side of the road
And walked away contented.


Which was funny when I was seven. Now it is just sad, because we are that fucking stupid.

[HappyMe]

10. Shit is organic!!1

Why would people do that to their kids?!!11