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http://fluxbuzz.com/5-hilarious-police-reports-about-animals/4/
Hahahahahaha.....
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)K&R
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)malaise
(269,028 posts)for that one
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Demeter
(85,373 posts)(I don't know why I even bother trying to uphold classical education)
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Demeter
(85,373 posts)I'm going to have to follow you around with a cushion...to protect that schnoz while you keep falling on your face.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)everyone in a box!
Come on a fairy tale is a fairy tale
Demeter
(85,373 posts)Fable: a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral.
malaise
(269,028 posts)It's too early for this - but you're right - Aesop wrote fables.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)And how much is a pound of Blue Mountain there?
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)malaise
(269,028 posts)best on the planet
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,330 posts)I only know Cheech and Chong and Benny Hill, but not my prayers, according to my mother.
Glassunion
(10,201 posts)eridani
(51,907 posts)If that's not an option, now you can curl up with an armchair edition of the experience, a collection humbly titled "The Police Log: True Crime & More from Arcata, California," by Kevin L. Hoover, editor and publisher of the Arcata Eye.
Here's a taste of the lighter side of crime in the Redwood Empire:
Oct. 30, 2001, 6:41 a.m.: "One had a hat, one a hood/ And both were way up to no good/ Four cars fell to ravage/ Now were they just savage/ Or lonely and misunderstood?"
Aug. 24, 2000, 1:19 a.m.: "The delicate fluorescent ambiance of a 24-hour doughnut shop was either shattered or enhanced, depending on your perspective, by a public he-she frisson. The feuding fuss-budgets took their leave."
Sept. 8, 2000, 1:38 p.m.: "Cows made it out of their pasture onto Bayside Cutoff, but proved too stupid to take their liberation from enslavement any further."
Jan. 22, 2001, 3:19 p.m.: "The sound of that bongo was like a searing needle plunged into the cerebellum of a Plaza business-person. The artist ceased his bonking and left."
Nov. 16, 2001, 1:05 p.m.: "A man at the front counter said/ An antenna's been placed in his head/ Is it yours? he asked cops/ And with that, wandered off/ To get back, one would hope, on his meds."
bvf
(6,604 posts)But I winced at the rhyme of "cops" and "off" in the last one here. (Rap limericks?)
And I loved all the other items as well.
Orsino
(37,428 posts)giftedgirl77
(4,713 posts)ColesCountyDem
(6,943 posts)Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)Ne'er-do-well squirrels!
FSogol
(45,488 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)gives him the chills.
Demeter
(85,373 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)PotatoChip
(3,186 posts)Thanks AGG!
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)lame54
(35,293 posts)they couldn't beat an upside down turtle
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...Happy Together.
Cal Carpenter
(4,959 posts)Darn you!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)find their way out of bed in the morning.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)If I went to Australia, I might see a kangaroo doing something I think is very unusual, but for all I know it might be some normal everyday kangaroo thing.
Like, "OMG, there is a kangaroo over there with another little kangaroo sticking out of its belly! Does it need help?"
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)But this was a dang turtle.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)For example if you are used to European swallows, then you might see a pair of African swallows carrying s coconut and think it was odd.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)SickOfTheOnePct
(7,290 posts)lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)And took it home.
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Cassadaga was just down the road from HQ in Deland and we were constantly deluged with calls from within the spiritualist camp and, more commonly, the tourist strip. Wiccans had set up shop across the street and complaints were typically that one or the other had spirited away porch furniture or pets.
Then there were the crazies...