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By Andy Borowitz
CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report) In an effort to distance himself from the legacy of his brother, George W. Bush, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush will use a major foreign-policy speech on Wednesday to assert that, if elected President, he would harm the nation in completely different ways.
A lot of people are looking at me and thinking that Im just going to be a rerun of my brother, Bush told reporters before the speech. They are greatly underestimating my ability to create chaos and destruction in ways that are uniquely mine.
As an example, Bush said, he was unlikely to invade Iraq for a third time, calling such an action too derivative.
George already did it, and Dad did it before him, he said. Call it my independent streak, if you will, but I want to spawn some disasters of my own.
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Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)If elected he could do that on a national scale plus give away state secrets.
Retrograde
(10,137 posts)A true PNACer like Jeb wouldn't give away anything - he'd make sure he gets top dollar for them.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)"My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us."
mountain grammy
(26,622 posts)MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)mountain grammy
(26,622 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)he will invade Iraq again - and, blame it on the need to fight ISIS and have boots on the ground there to do it
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)The CEOs of large corporations who profit from this stuff.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)and, they'll just blame it all on Obama.
iandhr
(6,852 posts)Not real news.
JayhawkSD
(3,163 posts)Clinton vs. Bush. Next thing we know this nation will be granting titles.
blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)boatsfra
(23 posts)just count me out. I have my passport and retirement. There is a big planet out there. All Republicans are dangerous to our existence. In other news, Foxy BIMBO channel blonde chief correspondent, Megyn Smelly, says "Everyone knows Santa is white!"
JohnnyRingo
(18,633 posts)Thanx for posting
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)jwirr
(39,215 posts)now. Three years includes the first year of a new term. As to harm: we are being told that jeb was the first on the be in the planning of PNAC and is more conservative. More failed economy so they can make some more money off of the disasters that result from it.
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)"Waiting for 'Superman'" Hell they even put a Cross up in the clouds (upper left hand corner)...
Duval
(4,280 posts)face and mannerisms are reminiscent of "W". UGH! I have no doubt he'd spawn a few disasters, however!! Borowitz is great!
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)and I would not be surprised if he attends along with the other goper presidential candidates.
"Holy War" is already being spouted by the insane so called Christians.
Rummy already is saying that Isil is the wind before the 10 hurricane, therefore
World War 3 are their next project, i.e. profits from death, mayhem, carnage, suffering, and hell on earth.
Welcome to the GOP government.
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)tclambert
(11,086 posts)instead of a "Q." Plus, it has twice the population and four times the land area. So it would be a much bigger accomplishment when he declares "Mission Accomplished," eight years before a democrat brings the war to an end.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)calimary
(81,283 posts)This is, of course, Andy Borowitz, who I LOVE-LOVE-LOVE. But it's also too scary to be funny. Too close to the truth. I think jebbie wants to get in there because - "hey, it'll work THIS time! I'M gonna get it right THIS time!"
There's also the family dynamic - the competitive siblings thing. They're a VERY competitive family. EXTREMELY. They've played and "won" at the highest levels of politics and also of finance. And I can cite several examples of ambitious, highly competitive individuals who, deep down, felt compelled to outdo the accomplishments of their fathers. At least that's what their behavior strongly suggests.
romney. mccain. bush2. the koch brothers. even ted cruz. Just for starters. It's an ego thing. Male ego thing specifically. THIS specimen here, jebbie, is a particularly interesting case.
There was an article written awhile back regarding dubya and jebbie and the whole bush clan. Regarding how dubya's rise at the governor level completely fucked the family calculus. Long ago it was jebbie who was the designated (if unspoken) heir-apparent. And there came that magic moment when two of the brothers bush were positioned to take the next step up the ladder toward the White House - by clinching a governorship. jebbie in Florida and idiot dry-drunk in Texas. Idiot was expected to lose - hell, he had already proven himself a loser multiple times - he was the idiot who literally couldn't find oil in Texas, and took three oil companies in a row straight down into bankruptcy. jebbie was the safer bet. But lo and behold, defying the family's expectations, the opposite happened: jeb lost and idiot won! Well, that shifted things rather seismically within the family as it aimed for the White House again. After all, SOMEBODY had to avenge the old man's loss and the birthright, the entitlement (a second term) he was denied by that uppity Clinton fellow. NOW, it seemed, dubya was designated as the heir-apparent and poor little bro jebbie, who'd always been considered "the smart one," lost his chance. dubya set about proving HE was the alpha male of the family, and the new HEAD. HE was now First Bush. He'd even bested "the smart one." He climbed the mountain all the way to the top. He was king of all he surveyed and firmly positioned on the throne at the top of the ziggurat.
Let me just say, here, I've had the opportunity to observe several situations involving families with multiple children. Many of the same sex. I found with a former sister-in-law the same dynamic I found with my adoptive mom - they each had MANY sisters, they were each one of five girls. And MAN were they competitive. Each of them jealous as hell, conniving, almost literally HELLBENT to be the Alpha. And the more widely-acknowledged the Alpha status, the better. Each of them striving to show off their supremacy over their sisters. EACH of them wanting to be able to claim that THEY got the smartest husband, the richest husband, or the handsomest husband, they had the biggest house, they had the nicest car, they had the fanciest garden, they had the horses in the stable in their extra-large back yard ("that the rest of you poor pathetic peons didn't quite rate, fellow sisters of mine" - SEE WHO'S NUMBER ONE NOW???? "I married a DOCTOR nyah-nyah-nyah... who'd YOU marry?" that kind of thing). I remember one family gathering where former sister-in-law embarked upon this litany of "oh, that's pretty - I have one TOO!" or "Oh, I have TWO of those!" All evening long. Tiresome as hell.
Well, boys do that, too. I'd bet that there's an almost bloodthirsty rivalry among the bush boys. And with dubya having FUCKED UP everything he touched while in the White House that he gained through shady means, you better believe the ousted "smart one" who'd been severely knocked quite a ways down the pecking-order hill, now wants revenge. Now, I'd bet, his mindset is on showing his brother. Showing UP his brother. Okay Mr. Fuck-up, let me show you how it's done. This is MY chance to show you up and put you in your dumb-ass place, dumb-ass. THIS is MY time to shine, and MY time to show the whole family who's boss. Who's the Alpha. Who's the anointed one who REALLY made good. You just wait, georgie poo. You'll be eating my shorts. Just you watch. I'm not only gonna outdo dad, I'm gonna outdo YOU!
I sincerely believe that this is what motivates our dear jebbie. Not a psychologist, nor do I play one on TV. But I do know what I've observed about human nature over almost 62 years, and the seemingly irresistible urge by siblings to compete, to feel a rivalry, to feel resentment, to be jealous, and to covet success and the Number One spot with Mom or Dad. The "oh YEAH? Well, I'M BETTER than you! Mom loves ME best. Dad likes ME better than you." Remember the Smothers Brothers routine - pure sibling rivalry and resentment: "Mom always liked you best." That's what I think is in play here. AND WE HAVE TO STOP IT. The wellbeing of the entire frickin' PLANET may depend on it. Hey, dubya destroyed two countries (three if you count the US) - and an entire region of the globe, in destabilizing the entire Middle East. I wonder what jebbie dreams of doing... (and it frickin' TERRIFIES me)!
Hepburn
(21,054 posts)...OMG...is our candidates learning?
kacekwl
(7,017 posts)Turbineguy
(37,332 posts)he's got a good chance of winning the election. And if he can't win it, he can always steal it.
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)He puts it out there that he intends harm, just different from other bush's
Gothmog
(145,279 posts)Blue Owl
(50,383 posts)Nothing pisses off a sibling more than being compared to their other sibling(s)...
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)good job
Hekate
(90,704 posts)TrollBuster9090
(5,954 posts)I think W destroyed that, too.
TrollBuster9090
(5,954 posts)W destroyed the economy, the budget and the Army. Jeb will have to find something DIFFERENT to destroy. That's the problem with being a younger brother. I speak from experience. (The arts? The healthcare system? I'VE GOT IT! "W" didn't succeed in COMPLETELY destroying Social Security....)
IDemo
(16,926 posts)"And neither has the Bush clan."
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Cha
(297,253 posts)cent that President Obama has reduced the deficit by.. that little boots racked up from the surplus left by Pres Clinton. See how that works.