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hatrack

(59,587 posts)
Thu Feb 19, 2015, 09:47 AM Feb 2015

Kos Article - Jeb!'s Pathetic Forenn Pawlacee Speeech Bumblings, Now With Excerpts!

It's like his brother and Sparklemoose spawned many years ago, then let their child out of the basement . . . .

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A top priority, he explained, is “reforming a broken immigration system and turning it into an economic — catalytic converter for sustained economic growth.”

It's hard to use big words like "catalyst".... and it's hard....

“to put food on your family.”

This speech was clearly a catalytic converter ... er catalyst... for yet another Bush family candidacy, that is if you subscribe to child-like, Palinesque level of discourse in your world leaders. No wonder Barbara Bush was so embarassed for Jeb to run.

The rest of the world may ask: is America so backward that we elect dipshits like dumb and dumber to run the United States of America? Grown men who can hardly speak?! Clearly, based on GWB 43, the answer is yes. We got torture, mass war, and economic collapse from these GOP clowns.

“I don’t know what the effect has been, because, you know, it’s really kind of hard to be out on the road, and I’m just a gladiator these days, so I don’t follow every little detail.”

“As we grow our presence by growing our ability to produce oil and gas,” Bush went on, “we also make it possible to lessen the dependency that Russia now has on top of Europe.”

“I don’t have a solution. I mean, I—I—I’ve read articles, you know, about whether the 1915 kind of breakout of the Middle East and how that no longer is a viable deal.”

He touted a Latin American free-trade agreement and noted that “where Columba and I live is going to be right in the center of the universe of that free-trade agreement.”

And of course it's not a Republican speech without a "tighten the noose" reference when discussing brown people.

Murica you see.

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/02/18/1365392/-Jeb-goes-nucular-in-his-Palinesque-speech

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Kos Article - Jeb!'s Pathetic Forenn Pawlacee Speeech Bumblings, Now With Excerpts! (Original Post) hatrack Feb 2015 OP
GOP big money must be freaking out C_U_L8R Feb 2015 #1
'cept walker.. "he's won 3 elections in 4 years!".. thanks Wisconsin.. and "christie's won in a Dem Cha Feb 2015 #8
It's ironic DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2015 #2
Don't put anything past American Electorate madokie Feb 2015 #3
It's the warm-up game 2naSalit Feb 2015 #4
Yet another "incurious mind" of a Bush VanillaRhapsody Feb 2015 #5
Time for RAND!!! to step up and give the GOP some real excitement! He'll feed their blood lust. freshwest Feb 2015 #6
"Gladiator"? sure he doesn't mean Alligator mouth.. bird brain? "details"? Like these?>> Cha Feb 2015 #7

C_U_L8R

(45,002 posts)
1. GOP big money must be freaking out
Thu Feb 19, 2015, 09:55 AM
Feb 2015

All their candidates are duds.

You can hear them freaking right now....
aaaaaeeeeeeeeeeggggghhhhhaaaaaaaaaoooooaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii

Cha

(297,240 posts)
8. 'cept walker.. "he's won 3 elections in 4 years!".. thanks Wisconsin.. and "christie's won in a Dem
Fri Feb 20, 2015, 05:29 AM
Feb 2015

state".. but.. "he's in a bubble".. lol

Critics in G.O.P. Say Chris Christie Is in a ‘Bubble’

Much MOre..
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/20/us/some-chris-christie-supporters-now-turn-their-backs.html?partner=socialflow&smid=tw-nytimes&_r=0

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,710 posts)
2. It's ironic
Thu Feb 19, 2015, 09:59 AM
Feb 2015

He was supposed to be the smart one and he's anything but. Dubya could get away with being an idiot because he wasn't selling competence, Jeb is.

This could be setting up to be one of the biggest fails in modern political history.

2naSalit

(86,622 posts)
4. It's the warm-up game
Thu Feb 19, 2015, 10:49 AM
Feb 2015

for their sponsors. When so few are funding the elections, and given how early it is in the process, the funders are letting their "guys" out into the world with a small wad of cash and instructions to go win some hearts and minds... meanwhile their bosses/funders sit back and watch the show as the public engage in lightening the load on the clown car for them. When next year at this time comes around on the calendar there will be some real betting going on among competing funders even though the end result will be the same regardless of who actually takes office if it is a Republican.

Jeb has a different primary base backing him and I get the sense that he doesn't need the kocktopus' money... look at who is advising him. Those are his overlords from the mic with secondary help from big oil. The rest of the clowns will be kissing up to the usual suspects because who else is there?


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