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GliderGuider

(21,088 posts)
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 07:03 PM Feb 2015

Introducing All-New ECOCIDE™!

Are you bothered by pesky wild fish crapping in your pristine oceans?
Are hard-to-eradicate wolves or rhinos putting the brakes on your tourism industry?
Is Endangered Species legislation giving your Board of Directors sleepless nights?

Try all-new ECOCIDE™!!! (*)

With just a few decades of consistent application, ECOCIDE's powerful modern formulation will scour your oceans, air and land free of all competing wild life forms, leaving them wide open for unlimited human use! Legislation is no match for all-new ECOCIDE™!

At ECOCIDE™ our motto is, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"


Fig. 1: A typical planetary application of ECOCIDE™

(*) ECOCIDE™ is guaranteed 100% effective when used as directed. No restrictions apply. Not recommended for human consumption. Caution: Not effective against bacteria, viruses or jellyfish.

ECOCIDE is proud to be a key member of the Anthropocene Ltd. group of companies.

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Introducing All-New ECOCIDE™! (Original Post) GliderGuider Feb 2015 OP
That's not really a fair comparison between the 50s and now. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Feb 2015 #1
Is this a new Monsanto product? LiberalEsto Feb 2015 #2

Erich Bloodaxe BSN

(14,733 posts)
1. That's not really a fair comparison between the 50s and now.
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 07:07 PM
Feb 2015

Most of that human weight gain is due to deep fried oreos and ice cream.

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