Caption this pic of Mitt

[Kadie]

For some reason I have the Gilligan's Island theme song stuck in my head now.


Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, center, accompanied by Sen. Kelly Ayotte, R-N.H. , left, and Erik Anderson, second from left, talks on a boat at the Portsmouth Fish Pier in Portsmouth, N.H. , Monday, April 30, 2012.

[yankeepants]

1. I'll keep my hands in my pockets so I don't have to touch your dirty boat.n/t

[Scuba]

3. Bingo.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

2. why not ask your dad for a better boat

[polly7]

18. LOL !

[Chorophyll]

21. YES!

[Kadie]

27. ROFL!

Perfect.

[Rex]

4. Funny thing, you know how we call this a Dingy

well guess what I am doing with my hands in my pockets!! Guess!!!

[Drale]

5. Do you have the stuff?

You know the stuuuufff!

[hatrack]

6. "I'm not actually an avid deep-sea fishing fan . . .

. . . but some of my best friends own long-line and gill-net fishing fleets in China and Indonesia. You'd be amazed how quickly they're vacuuming up what little is left out there, heh heh heh heh!!!"

[marlakay]

7. First word that comes to mind is uncomfortable. Nt

[hatrack]

13. Yup - awwwwwwwwwwwwwkward!!

[skip fox]

8. "I have a boat too, Captain. How many guest rooms does your yacht have?"

[Skinner]

9. "I like this fancy boat you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks." (nt)

[yankeepants]

10. Where are the sails? Main? Jib? Spinnaker? Crew? What the Gosh Darn ??????!!!!

[Fawke Em]

11. Thurston Howell III (hands in pockets) confers with

Mary Ann Summers, USS Minnow First Mate Gilligan and Professor Roy Hinkley before the four head out on a three-hour tour with three other passengers.

[FSogol]

12. "Do you think a dog would fit up in that crow's nest?"

or, "Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too."

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. "So cap'n, how much would a private ocean cost me?"

[nadinbrzezinski]

15. Home snapshot

Oy...

As to guilligan yup.

But he is pretending to talk to fishermen in a suit... on a fishing boat... really.

But outside of choice of clothes... somebody needs a better zoom.



I need to find out where La Jolla home is...

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. "OK, so this scow will actually make it to my offshore bank accounts?"

[pinboy3niner]

17. "You're kidding! This is your ONLY boat? Hehhehhehhehhehheh..."

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. "Well, she's not really my wife, but.....um, you know"

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. "Starkist, Really? - Wow, some of my best friends own Del Monte"

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. "So Moby Dick wasn't actually an ancestor of Mr. Cheney's?"

[Chorophyll]

23. "Let me be captain. I won't sink it. Pay no attention to those fleeing rats."

[tblue]

24. My wife owns a couple of yachts actually.

I have some great friends who are cruise line owners.
I like that fancy fish net you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.
This boat is just the right height.

[TBF]

25. "So I guess this is an antique? How much?" nt

[TeeYiYi]

26. I'm not sure about this boat. Did it come from 7-eleven, or whatever...?

TYY

[MisterP]

28. "Luff those sails--luff those sails!"

[skip fox]

29. "Oh, I see, Captain. So you're for open immigration. Well, I've always said open immigration is the

way to go. . . . Why can't Obama and the Democrats get on board???"

[pinboy3niner]

30. "Does this boat self de-port? Hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh..."

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. "When I visit my offshore riches, I prefer to travel in slightly greater style than this."

[HopeHoops]

32. "Did you get this at the 7-11?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

33. Is there room for a dog carrier on the roof?

Even my private jet has a special rack.

[Brigid]

34. Mitt: "Get back down there and row, ya lazy slug!"

I win.

[Kadie]

35. Wonderful captions everyone!

I have been at this thread all day!

[polly7]

36. I love this thread. Funny people! n/t.

[bluedeminredstate]

37. ???

"Do these Mom Jeans make my butt look fat?"

[JoePhilly]

38. Weird ... your boat smell like fish ... my yacht smells like money.

[unkachuck]

39. "May I shit on your head?"....n/t

[krispos42]

40. "So when do we take this dingy over to your yacht?" n/t

[spanone]

41. 'you call this a fucking boat? where's the hot tub? no piano bar? pffft'

[lonestarnot]

42. Asshat forgot his codpiece and carrier landing pocket poser.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

43. Speaking of Gilligan's Island, one of the stars of that show is running for president.

Sorry that I can't remember his name...

[blue neen]

44. "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

[yellowcanine]

45. "Some of my good friends own boats a little bigger than this but a boat is a boat, right?"

[sadbear]

46. You know, Seamus loved being strapped to the crow's nest.