Wow! This guy is amazing!!

[bravenak]

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[Scootaloo]

1. It took me a second.

Sadly, I didn't laugh as hard as i should have. PAX east's D&D game kinda left me laughed-out, is all.

still, funny!

[bravenak]

10. I tried to blend it.

Photoshop hates me.

[sharp_stick]

26. It's a lot better than my attempt

[bravenak]

28. I loved that one!!!

It was perfectly Billo.

[sharp_stick]

34. I was going to try and blend it

but that seemed like too much work and the bright blue around his face was funnier.

I was going to post it to his Twitter page but his intern blocked me ages ago.

[bravenak]

40. It is funnier with the blue.

I thought you did it on purpose like it came directly from him. We should do a series of Bills greatest reporting adventures.

[F4lconF16]

53. Oh heck yes!

I will get my GIMP machine up and running when I get home

Edit: you should start a thread in the lounge where people can drop images in as they're complete. Think of the possibilities...

[bravenak]

61. You start it they'll come.

I'mm stupid and stayed up too long doing dumb stuff like that. Totally worth it.

[sharp_stick]

118. That'd be great

Billo watching the Battle of Bosworth Field and then being there when they dig up the grave of Richard III in Leicester.

For the one I did I just grabbed a generic pissed off image (surprisingly common) and tried to find one with him looking in a good direction. I enjoyed the obvious paste in using the bright blue.

[bravenak]

120. If you link me the photo, I already have his face and a body shot cut out in my photoshop mix.

Take me 3 minutes. Think about it.

[sharp_stick]

122. I'll see if I can dig one up

probably not till tomorrow though.

[bravenak]

124. That's fine. I saved it to the creative cloud.

You can have it whenever you need a good laugh.

[Jackpine Radical]

159. That's exactly what I thought,

as I posted below.

And yours was a beautiful job. I missed it at first, but upon further inspection…

This is an interesting little natural experiment that I've been prodding along a bit. Can the Internet take down O'Reilly by lampooning him to death? Can we so saturate the Net with images like your little gem here, little 1-liner jokes at his expense, etc., that we actually do him & Fox serious damage? What a wonderful coup, and first step in taking back the cultural messages in America.

[bravenak]

160. I think we can take people down with pure mockery.

We have tried fighting them, now we need to laugh at them while fighting them. He deserves even more of this. I might need to fire up twitter and tweet them out. All we need is for enough photos to go viral and then the tv will pick up on it. We need a thousand folks to make ten thousand photos. I'd love that.

[Jackpine Radical]

161. We could make a game of it, sorta like "Where's Waldo?"

Various famous scenes from history, with O'Reilly's face somewhere in the mob.

We'd call it "Where's Billo?"

I think later I may try to work this up into an OP to see if we can get any enthusiasm/help on it.

Have I mentioned lately that I love your evil mind?

[bravenak]

162. I'll be waiting to see it.

I think I can place him into a few scenes of 'Where's Billo?' A DU project. I remember when they did it to the french ex president. I think it was him.
My evil mind loves you too.

[lovemydog]

82. 'So I told the kid

shut up & come with me.'

[Jackpine Radical]

158. Actually when I first saw it I thought the crudeness

of the "paste" added a lot to the humor of the thing; I thought it was maybe deliberate.

[BainsBane]

2. Lee Harvey Oswald?

???

[marym625]

5. Look who is at the right place

Witnessing this

[BainsBane]

7. oh, ok

I miss a lot of the media stuff because I don't have TV service.

[marym625]

12. I don't think this was I'm the news

Kidding. Good old O'Reilly just was everywhere! He said he was at all kinds of things he never was. And then he threatened a journalist for exposing him.

Bravenak did a great job photoshopping.

[randome]

6. Bill-O, upper right corner.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[marym625]

3. K&R! Big time

Look at good old Bill just so shocked he is witnessing this!



This is awesomeness!

[bravenak]

9. .

[Agschmid]

4. Lounge...

But yah I get it.

[Jefferson23]

8. lol

I didn't see it at first. ha ha...nicely done.

[bravenak]

22. :)

He deseves more than this. Least we can do is mock him.

[Jefferson23]

29. Yep, absolutely.

Open thread for night owls: Bill O'Reilly's goose gets dangerously close to cooked
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/10/1369970/-Open-thread-for-night-owls-Bill-O-Reilly-s-goose-gets-dangerously-close-to-cooked#


I SAID WE'LL DO IT LIVE.

[HappyMe]

11. Oh my!

Huh.

[bravenak]

13. He is the best journalist ever.

[HappyMe]

14. Indeed.

A real hard hitting, get that story kind of guy.

[bravenak]

15. I wonder how he manages to be everywhere??

Dedicated to the job, I say. True hero.

[HappyMe]

16. How does he do it?

Dedicated is an understatement. He will crawl into any gutter .....er...climb the highest mountain to get at the truth!

[bravenak]

21. It's his honesty and humility that have shone through lately.

He has so many honest truths to tell in such a limited life. We own him our thanks for his humble sacrifices.

[HappyMe]

25. I am sending an email of thanks

right fucking now! I only hope I can compose it through my tears of gratitude.

[bravenak]

30. Well I hope you hurry!!

He must be getting loads of thank yous from all of us, his dedicated fans. I'm tearing up myself.

[A Simple Game]

57. Like Bill was telling me way back when as we were watching the Big Bang occur...

Part of being a good journalist is knowing where to be and when to be there.

[bravenak]

59. You guys are such experts. Always ready for a news event, even before time.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. I thought it was Red Buttons.

[bravenak]

18. He does have a weird look on his face.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. Good job.

I'm a JFK assassination freak,
and I went, I never noticed that guy there before!

[bravenak]

20. He works so hard to be a true patriot journalist.

Nobody ever even knows he was there until years later. It's amazing how humble he is.

[mercuryblues]

24. can you do one

with the Hindenburg disaster? The possibilities are endless.

[bravenak]

31. Pretty sure I can do whatever.

If there's a special pic, I can slap his face on it for you. I have all day free.

[marym625]

33. I can't wait for Tom Cotton

In the tank instead of Jane Fonda.

(I am so late)

[bravenak]

36. You haven't left yet?

Oooooh! Gonna be in trouble...
Tom Cotton the ass?

[marym625]

37. Yes.

I think that is a perfect analogy. Pretty much the same as what she did in undermining the US. Difference being, she didn't hold office.

I know. Leaving now! Bye!

[bravenak]

39. Bye!!!

Good luck!!!

[mercuryblues]

35. some great photos here

http://www.airships.net/hindenburg/disaster

[bravenak]

38. Wow! Look! I found him there. Amazing!

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[mercuryblues]

42. The worst

part is, I knew it was coming and I still spewed my coffee. Thanks Obama. err I mean Bravenak. That is funny.

Lindberg photos.

https://www.google.com/search?q=lindbergh+kidnapping&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:MIE-Address&rlz=1I7RGUA_enUS625&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=GEwAVeH7HIT7sAT12YFQ&ved=0CDsQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=641

[bravenak]

44. Uh oh. Lookie here!

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]


I'll take a shot at the other link.

[mercuryblues]

49. LOL

that is funny.

[HappyMe]

62. LOL!

You're killing me here!

Excellent!

[lovemydog]

85. 'I said USA! USA!

but that dick Neil Armstrong said something about small steps & big steps. Jerk.'

[bravenak]

87. 'They guy was a socialists, I tell ya! Giving credit to all of mankind.'

'Conservatism put us on the moon!! And the free market!!"

[lovemydog]

90. 'We could have buried the Soviets right then and there.

But Neil & Buzz are soft on communism.'

[bravenak]

46. He's on the right.

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

This was fun, thanks!

[calimary]

64. Oh man! LOVE these, bravenak!

And of course, he's there with his big mouth open. Appropriate as can be!

[bravenak]

65. Thank you!!

[lovemydog]

83. 'Then I said oh the humanity

but some joker stole my line.'

[ProfessorGAC]

23. He Hasn't Aged A Day in 52 Years

Must be like Dorian Gray.

[bravenak]

32. Very important people don't need to age.

He's always ready to DO IT LIVE!!!

[ProfessorGAC]

48. Duh! How Could I Have Forgotten That Immutable Fact?

Good thing you reminded me!

[City Lights]

27. Haha, he's everywhere! nt

[freshwest]

41. What am I missing? I saw this live on television.

[mercuryblues]

43. O'liely

in the right hand corner.

Bravenak is on a roll.

[freshwest]

47. Ah, I thought the guy in the corner looked wrong, but when seeing it in motion narrowed my focus. TY

[bravenak]

45. Billo the Clown.

[freshwest]

50. Thanks, now I see it. Didn't remember that person there, thought I'd just missed it.

Seeing it as it happened, the motion and the sound, all I had eyes for was Oswald and Ruby.

Brillo is a legend in his own mind. IIRC, he's paid about $120M a year to lie.

EDIT: I really should read the other posts before I reply to an OP. Got a bad habit of just looking at the OP, answering and moving to another thread.

The mystery had been solved before I posted on the thread...

[bravenak]

91. Did you say 120 million?

I'm sure he donates most of that.

[freshwest]

136. Oh, he says he has to have bodyguards and stuff everywhere he goes, you know. He's got expenses...

Doubt if he donates to anyone, because they're all moochers, doncha know?

Most of the big names make many millions a year. Keeps them very excited when they're all the air.

[bravenak]

137. I'm sure he sends out hundreds of pairs of bootstraps per year.

[freshwest]

141. When he's not sending sextext and making obscene phone calls. That costs money!

Got a special connection to black people, too:



Bill O'Reilly Surprised At Civility Of Black Restaurant Patrons

By Logan Murphy - 9/23/07

Summary: Discussing his recent dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at the Harlem restaurant Sylvia's, Bill O'Reilly reported that he "couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship." O'Reilly added: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea...'"

http://crooksandliars.com/2007/09/24/bill-oreilly-surprised-at-civility-of-black-restaurant-patrons

O'Reilly surprised "there was no difference" between Harlem restaurant and other New York restaurants

ANDREW IRONSIDE - September 21, 2007

During the September 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, discussing his recent trip to have dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia's, a famous restaurant in Harlem, Bill O'Reilly reported that he "had a great time, and all the people up there are tremendously respectful," adding: "I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship." Later, during a discussion with National Public Radio senior correspondent and Fox News contributor Juan Williams about the effect of rap on culture, O'Reilly asserted: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' You know, I mean, everybody was -- it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all." O'Reilly also stated: "I think black Americans are starting to think more and more for themselves. They're getting away from the Sharptons and the [Rev. Jesse] Jacksons and the people trying to lead them into a race-based culture. They're just trying to figure it out. 'Look, I can make it. If I work hard and get educated, I can make it."

As Media Matters for America has documented, O'Reilly has made a number of provocative statements about race. During the February 5 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, in a conversation about President Bush's description of Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) as "articulate," O'Reilly told Temple University education professor Marc Lamont Hill: "Instead of black and white Americans coming together, white Americans are terrified. They're terrified. Now we can't even say you're articulate? We can't even give you guys compliments because they may be taken as condescension?" Other examples include:

* On the June 7 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly said of Edwin Roy Hall -- the man charged with murdering 18-year-old Kelsey Smith after abducting her from the parking lot of a Target store in Overland Park, Kansas: "[T]his guy who is charged has a child and a wife. You know, he's like white-bread guy. And we're all going, 'What is that?' "
* On the August 16, 2006, edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly argued extensively for "profiling of Muslims" at airports, arguing that detaining all "Muslims between the ages of 16 and 45" for questioning "isn't racial profiling," but "criminal profiling."
* During the April 12, 2006, broadcast of The Radio Factor, O'Reilly claimed that on the April 11 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, guest Charles Barron, a New York City councilman, had revealed the "hidden agenda" behind the current immigration debate, which, O'Reilly said, was "to wipe out 'white privilege' and to have the browning of America." O'Reilly suggested that this "hidden agenda" included plans to let "people who live in the Caribbean, people who live in Africa and Asia ... walk in and become citizens immediately..."

More at link:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2007/09/21/oreilly-surprised-there-was-no-difference-betwe/139893

[bravenak]

143. The man is pure stupid concentrate.

I wonder why he though black diners were like the Dothraki.

[freshwest]

153. He may come from the same background as Rudy Ghouliani... Violent felon, gangster, draft dodger...

But thinks that his family was 'more American' than the Obamas?

Honestly, Obama is such a believer in the USA, he's probably got an American flag tattooed on his tush.

The kind of things that Brillo and other rightwingers spew daily is so low down and trashy, I don't have a box to put them in, really.

I never heard a 'journalist' trash talk like they do when I was growing up. I listened to Rush for a while to see what was up. He sounded like he was falling down intoxicated half the time. Turned out he was high on Oxycontin.

That is why Obama, Van Jones and others offend these goons so much. It puts a lie to all their claims of being superior. They cannot compete, period.

It's like when you're close to a person who really has their mind on higher stuff. You can literally feel it.

What these propagandists emit is more like what's at the bottom of a septic tank. It's repellant. But not as bad as the 'pundits.' They're just filth.

I hate to talk that way about another human being, but that's the vibe. At least it is to me, anyway.

Just sayin'

Hey, is it -43 up there? Saw a report that Alaska is that cold. It's just kinda... well, it doesn't know what it is here now.

[bravenak]

157. It's not that cold today. A bit colder than it was but not -43. Yow!!

I think those rightys see the end of the line coming for them. They need to try to soil up the rest of us before they go. All those years of thinking they were special screwed them up. They know they will go down in history as shitheads. They wanna hurt the rest of us while they still breathe. If they can't have america, nobody can.

[heaven05]

51. good one

[Moostache]

52. LOL....enjoyed that!

But I thought Bilo was the officer holding onto Oswald?

[bravenak]

74. Couldn't find a good enough side face shot of him.

I may do a whole gallery of images. He is such a good subject.

[sheshe2]

54. brilliant photoshops!

thanks bravenak.

[bravenak]

60. .

You're welcome. Bored night up here.

[valerief]

55. That's nothing. He was at Iwo Jima, too.

[Ex Lurker]

56. Of course that's a joke, but the man in the white cowboy hat, Jim Leavelle

was a Pearl Harbor survivor. Present at two of the most shocking events of the 20th century. He's still living, BTW>

[valerief]

58. Wow, interesting. nt

[bravenak]

68. Boy, he sure get's around.

I cracked up at th look on his face.

[lovemydog]

86. 'They were all like be in front Bill

but I said no, you all take the glory.'

[valerief]

94. Ha, cuz he's so humble.

[lovemydog]

96. Always thinking of the little guy.

Even though he took that hill by himself.

[HappyMe]

63. Kicking for fun!

[Jamaal510]

66. He was there and did it live! nt

[bravenak]

71. I love that scene.

Real patriots do it live.

[uponit7771]

67. This is not right!!!! DUPOTH

[bravenak]

70. He sent these to me himself.

I was surprised too.

[Omaha Steve]

69. Kick

[mercuryblues]

72. You

made my 13 year old laugh like crazy.

[bravenak]

73. Really? That is so awesome!!

<-------- Tears of joy.

[mercuryblues]

75. He is in

a nosey phase and wanted to know why I was laughing. I showed him this thread and he busted a gut.

You can return the favor in 35 or so years. If a red head, born on the 4th of July ever runs for President, vote for him. When Obama was elected he soooo wanted to be Sasha's best friend. Just to ride in the black SUV with Secret service.

[bravenak]

76. To ride in the Limo? I think I love your son.

I will be voting redhead in 2050. Wow, I'll be 69. 69.
I always laugh at 69, like a child in class.

[slingsam]

77. Bill O' the Dild O' was there! I have the Vide O'

[bravenak]

78. The man get's around. He's everywhere.

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[lovemydog]

88. 'I said the guy who spilled the salt will betray you

but he was too busy stuffing his face to listen.'

[bravenak]

93. You sound JUST like him!

[lovemydog]

95. I'm laughing my ass off.

It's fun being an obnoxious douchebag.

[bravenak]

97. Me too.

He know's all about how much fun obnoxious douchbaggery is. That's why he's always so blissfully happy to fuck with the poor and shit.

[lovemydog]

101. Someone should pay US to be obnoxious

douchebags. Hell, we'd make a fortune just posting here.

[bravenak]

106. I got the time if they got the money!!!

If I could get a job just doing shit like this I'd take it in a heartbeat. I don't even know if that job exists. If it does though, " HEY AMERICA, I'm AVAILABLE TO DO THIS ALL DAY!!"

[lovemydog]

107. I'm available too. Show me the money!

Though many would say I do it for free.

[bravenak]

110. I do it for free too. Don't feel bad.

Haven't gotten paid once. But I remain hopeful.

[lovemydog]

112. The Maccarthur Foundation genius grant

you don't apply, they find you. We'll just have to keep posting!

[bravenak]

115. They should have found me by now.

If only I had Billo's work ethic.

[lovemydog]

121. Maybe we need to say 'Fuck it! We'll do it live!'

more often.

[bravenak]

125. Oh, yes. And give more falafel massages.

[lovemydog]

127. Fuck it! We'll do the falafel massage live!

We'll do it LIVE!

[bravenak]

129. I think we might have a chance at those job now.

The love it live. And falafels are delicious.

[lovemydog]

132. Yeah. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

FUCK IT!

Maybe that will get their attention.

Seriously, thanks for the laughs!

[bravenak]

134. Thank YOU!!

I had fun. DOING IT LIVE!!!

[notadmblnd]

79. But why is he holding a vibrator in his hand?

[bravenak]

81. It's a falafel.

[notadmblnd]

89. I should have known

[bravenak]

92. He keeps it in a special holster.

[lovemydog]

80. 'Then I told that Oswald guy

shut up and take it like a man.'

[bravenak]

84. 'Just as I got there, BOOM! The shot was fired'

He always makes it just in time. Bill is doing the lord's work. Time travel is hard.

[lovemydog]

99. 'Then I rushed over to Florida & got to the other witness' house

when BOOM! I heard a shot.'

[bravenak]

104. 'Then I saved Elian Gonzales, before the librul media sent him back to Commie Cuba!"

"He clung to me for dear life as those jackbooted thugs snatched him away.'

[lovemydog]

108. 'I said don't worry Elian, I will normalize relations

with Cuba so you can visit again. I kept my word.'

[bravenak]

109. 'Everybody knows that during my Rat Pack days I spend week and weeks in Cuba'

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[lovemydog]

111. 'I told Frank, Dean & Joey

we need a one eyed jewish black singer. I'm forward thinking like that.'

[bravenak]

114. 'It was just like that time I integrated the schools!"

'I put my life on the line for those kids. Well worth it. Doing the right thing brings it's own rewards.'
[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[lovemydog]

119. 'I read to her every day after school

until she asked me to stop reading Ann Coulter's books out loud. I guess she had finally learned to read on her own.'

[bravenak]

123. Just a small bit of the good work they do for blah children.

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[lovemydog]

126. We just don't understand why they laugh

when we tell them to study their White Nationalist course guide.

[bravenak]

128. They must be anti colonial Kenyan Marxists.

[lovemydog]

130. Damn public school kids.

We can't keep our kids away from them!

[bravenak]

131. Thank american god for redlining!!

[cwydro]

98. Ha ha!

[bravenak]

100. He makes me feel happy too. Such a great guy.

[cwydro]

102. Oh indeed!

The asshat is safe for life however...I imagine.

[JustAnotherGen]

103. I love this thread!

[bravenak]

105. Me too, girl!

Was up all night fighting with my photoshop. I won! Just like my idol Billo. Always winning.

[UTUSN]

113. R#40 & K, O.K., I got it now -- *priceless*!1 n/t

Last edited Fri Mar 13, 2015, 11:29 AM - Edit history (2)

[bravenak]

116. He blended in good, huh?

It feels so real now. I'll always see it like this now.

[UTUSN]

117. Well, even I would grant that *that* was a war zone. n/t

[yourout]

133. lol...instead of Where is Waldo.....it's Where was Billo.

[bravenak]

135. He was everywhere. Such a great reporter.

[stage left]

138. This thread is Hilarious!

I practically died laughing at the last supper.

[bravenak]

139. I figured we needed a laugh break.

And so does Bill. He works so hard and stuff.

[stage left]

140. The poor guy.

think of all the sacrifices he's made for humanity over these hundreds...No....Thousands of years. And still he doesn't look a day over 200.

[bravenak]

145. Our Good Saint Billo.

Helped humanity through those desert lands. Gets no respect for his good works.
[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[stage left]

146. Oh, my!

[valerief]

142. One small step for Bill...

[bravenak]

144. Awesome!!!

He's so American tough, he don't need no stinkin' spacesuit. He DOES IT LIVE!!!

[valerief]

147. Bill helps Grace Hopper invent COBOL.

[bravenak]

148. Great guy! See how he let her do all the work.

He's very giving like that.

[valerief]

150. Ha! He's big into women's self-esteem. Especially when there's a falafel

session promised.

[bravenak]

152. Falafels and bathtubs!! That's what women want. Bathing with food and ugly men.

[malokvale77]

149. Bill O' , ...

sick mother fucker.

[bravenak]

151. You must be a liberal.

Everyone knows he is a Saint of reporting truthy truths.

[malokvale77]

154. "You must be a liberal."

Bleeding heart, no less. A thing of the past.

[bravenak]

155. Liberals are coming back.

Our kids will not be conservative.

[malokvale77]

156. "Our kids will not be conservative."

Not mine for sure.

Nor my grandchildren. They are a learned bunch.

We all come from generations of "not so dumb" people.