Kim Jong-un Feels Snubbed by Absence of Letter from Republicans

[GreatGazoo]

In an unusually forthcoming interview with the Korean Central News Agency (K.C.N.A.), Kim said it was “hurtful” that the Republicans would send a letter to one of the United States’ most longstanding enemies while “totally snubbing” another.

“Let’s just call it what it is: they’re playing favorites with enemies,” Kim said. “I try not to take things personally, but it’s hard to see them sending letters to Iran without feeling a little bit hurt.”

Kim said that over the past two days he had his aides checking his mailbox on an hourly basis in hopes of finding a letter from the Republicans, but now he has “pretty much given up hope.”

“Honestly, I thought I’d at least rate a text or something, but … ,” he said, his voice trailing off.

- yes, it's Borowitz:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kim-jong-un-feels-snubbed-by-absence-of-letter-from-republicans

[calimary]

1. Andy Borowitz!!!!!

Part of me wonders if Kim Jong-un is actually thinking something like this, deep down. He's got a king-sized ego, after all.

[GreatGazoo]

6. Huge ego yes.

At least he still has Dennis Rodman.

[msanthrope]

2. There's always Bobby Jindal, or Hannah Bell, Kim.....nt

[Vinca]

3. LOL.

Some Republican will believe this and send Kim a dozen roses.

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Hmmm ... should I forward this to Tom Cotton ...

... just to see what happens ?