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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA lunatic, a Texan, a Teabagger, and a Canadian walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Senator Cruz, good to have you back!"
I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress.
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A lunatic, a Texan, a Teabagger, and a Canadian walk into a bar. (Original Post)
11 Bravo
Apr 2015
OP
When he is pointing at someone there are 3 jackasses pointing back at him
NoJusticeNoPeace
Apr 2015
#7
Cruz walks into a Pentecostal church and hands the preacher a bag of nails.
blkmusclmachine
Apr 2015
#10
What's one more than a Trifecta or a Trinity? If he's POTUS, what's a 5-in-1 person called?
freshwest
Apr 2015
#20
NoJusticeNoPeace
(5,018 posts)1. Very good, well done
and I am stealing it right now
not kidding about stealing, my son is a stand up comedian, and he now has this joke
misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)4. me too!
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)8. Outstanding! I've been amusing myself for years, and if ...
your son can use anything from my feeble repertoire to make people laugh, I'm all for it!
misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)2. Haa. Do stick around..we need the humor of a good comedian
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)3. "Cruz party, table for four"
NoJusticeNoPeace
(5,018 posts)5. At least he is never lonely!
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)6. Right, and at least three are laughing at him.
NoJusticeNoPeace
(5,018 posts)7. When he is pointing at someone there are 3 jackasses pointing back at him
spanone
(135,873 posts)9. not a peep from the birthers.....what could the difference be?
kenya vs canada hmmmmmm
blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)10. Cruz walks into a Pentecostal church and hands the preacher a bag of nails.
"Can you put me up for the night?"
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)12. And "Cruz" means "cross" in Spanish
Perfect!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)11. The joke is
that anyone would say "Hey, Ted Cruz, good to have you back!"
Martin Eden
(12,875 posts)14. Then the bartender says ...
Last time you were here you forgot Louie Gohmert, now both of you get the fuck out and don't ever come back!!!
heaven05
(18,124 posts)15. excellent
Hekate
(90,793 posts)16. Bada-bing!
lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)17. So the bartender says ... "I was talking to the duck."
valerief
(53,235 posts)18. And I thought it was a Canadian and another person. Ha!
Thespian2
(2,741 posts)19. K & R
Cool definition!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)20. What's one more than a Trifecta or a Trinity? If he's POTUS, what's a 5-in-1 person called?