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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLumberjack slept with space alien
OK - they didn't technically "sleep".
Meet the Chinese Lumberjack Who Slept With an Alien
... he woke to find himself floating above his bed.
... a 10-foot-tall, 6-fingered alien woman with thighs coated in braided hair straddled his waist.
Meng and the alien copulated for 40 minutes. (See? Technically not sleeping)
... a month after the alien had visited him, he again awoke to find his body passing through the world map hanging over his bed.
He levitated through the stratosphere and into a spaceship, where aliens circled him.
They said in Chinese, but with a heavy accent so it was hard ... to understand at first:
'In 60 years, on a distant planet, the son of a Chinese peasant will be born.'
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Yo_Mama
(8,303 posts)One suspects an organic mental illness is involved.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)juxtaposed
(2,778 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)I was successful until nightfall.
Ah, college...
thecrow
(5,519 posts)Monk06
(7,675 posts)CTyankee
(63,912 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)sort of like that.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)It does that to me too.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)I think he reported on this, from the location, while it was happening.
Octafish
(55,745 posts)http://www.ufocasebook.com/aliensex101.html
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Last edited Sat Apr 11, 2015, 01:06 PM - Edit history (1)
Due to input from some other hosts, I am unlocking this thread, since a consensus to lock no longer exists.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)I'd like to know for future reference when posting.
Thanks
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)and has none to do with aliens, or Chinese boy born 60 years from now. The USSR also had a very large UFO community, and was also allowed. This raises social science questions. The kind that people prefer not to ask as they chuckle over the peasant's words.
PCIntern
(25,550 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Recording the POTUS statements...
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)Exhale quickly lest you follow a similar journey.