How Much Is Donald Trump's Hair Worth?

[onehandle]

What about a slice of the inch thick makeup he always has on his bloated mug?

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Breaking news in famous hair! Today we learned that a lock of Mozart’s hair will be going up for auction for an estimated £12,000 ($18,500). Given the $115,000 precedent already set by Elvis, we wondered where this number comes from. What are the relevant factors when it comes to evaluating the price of follicles? Does hair notoriety alone increase value, or should hair represent a significant contribution to culture? What about authenticity, volume, and aesthetic? As a barometer, we asked auction experts and critics to appraise Donald Trump's infamous head ornament.

http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/now/business/213961-donald-trump-hair-auction-mozart

[hobbit709]

1. Don't know what it's worth but I bet it's smarter than what's underneath.

[pinboy3niner]

2. No matter how low the price it's too much toupee

[Contrary1]

3. !!!

You are hereby declared the winner of this thread.

[corkhead]

4. what are muscrat pelts going for these days?