Trump: I Know How To Defeat ISIS, But The White House ‘Clowns’ Haven’t Asked For My Foolproof Plan

[Cali_Democrat]

Donald Trump has made it clear in the past that ISIS countermeasures are just one of many points of disagreement between himself and President Obama. Trump recently told Fox’s Greta Van Susteran that “he knows what to do” to bring balance to the Middle East, and now he’s upset that no one has asked for his secret plan.

Trump told WHO Radio’s Simon Conway that he has run his idea with “two or three” high ranking officials, and they, of course, “love it.” Trump compared his plan to the invention of the paper clip, saying that it was “unbelievable” that the solution was “so simple, so surgical,” yet he has not had any word from the Obama administration.

“You would think somebody from the administration would at least call me and say, ‘Hey, could you tell us what it is,'” Trump said. He then admitted his reluctance to share his genius ideas with “a bunch of clowns.”

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Trump then said, “I know a way that would absolutely give us guaranteed victory,” but once again refused to disclose for fear of informing ISIS or allowing others to steal his idea.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-white-house-clowns-havent-asked-for-my-foolproof-anti-isis-plan-2/

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Like Nixon's secret plan to end the Vietnam war?

Or McCain's secret plan to get Osama bin Laden?

[bvf]

8. I picture Dr. Strangelove.

http://m.

[Enrique]

2. they might ask for Trump's assistance

if they ever have a crisis involving Gary Busey

[Sherman A1]

3. Please

Proceed Mr. Trump.

[KittyWampus]

4. what a pretentious fraud. Perfect example of an unduly entitled jerk failing upwards.

[CountAllVotes]

5. Foolproof eh?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. This from a guy who can't tell the difference between 2 and 3 "High ranking officials"?

[onehandle]

7. Declare you impotent, hairless, non-billionaire, reality show freak...

...or shut the fuck up.

[spanone]

9. hell, if i was elected president, i'd turn to trump 30 seconds in....

if i wanted to know what-not-the-fuck to do

[Cali_Democrat]

10. Exactly. nt

[Warren Stupidity]

11. He's going to let loose that raccoon on his head?

[Politicalboi]

12. The Trump plan

Open up Trump casinos and supply ISIS with so many virgins, and when their pants are down, you round them up. Simple.

[alphafemale]

13. Thousands and thousands of slot machines.

Just drop them in Isis controlled areas.

And then once they are all hooked they all 'Splode like BOOM!

C'mon. It's PERFECT!

[SwankyXomb]

14. Did he ever reveal his big secret about Obama

that his "top level" investigators uncovered, or did they just scam him for a paid Hawaiian vacation?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

18. still waiting for anyone in the media to call him out on that one

Instead, he gets a forum on the Sunday shows to spew his opinions.

Not once has the starstruck media asked him about his lie.

[JHB]

15. He's going to bomb Cambodia?

[Fumesucker]

16. Spy magazine is dead but the Short Fingered Vulgarian lives on..

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

17. Did his imaginary Hawaiian birther investigators come up with it?

You know, the ones who "are finding amazing things - things even they do not believe!"