Florida Man calls 911 to brag about big muscles, hits on dispatcher

[RandySF]

A 911 dispatcher received an odd call Wednesday night when the Florida man on the other end didn't have an emergency, but instead wanted to brag about his "big muscles."

Eduardo Raoul Garcia of Fruitland Park went on to ask the female dispatcher if she was single and continued to describe his "big muscles."

He called the dispatcher two more times before she hung up and notified enforcement.

When cops finally found Garcia, he was camped out in a tent in Lake Griffin State Park, 50 miles north of Orlando, with an open can of beer in hand and three more cold ones beside him.


http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/national/florida-man-calls-911-brag-about-big-muscles-hits-/nmXqP/#__federated=1

[Solly Mack]

1. That's certainly a novel approach.

[LeftyMom]

2. *checks name and location, sighs in relief*

[bluesbassman]

3. !!!

[Lizzie Poppet]

4. Good ol' Florida Man!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Was he able to crush the empty beer cans with his pinky?

[pinboy3niner]

6. "Hello, is this the 911 Dispatcher? What are you wearing?"

[Scurrilous]

7. Your move Arizona!

[LiberalElite]

8. -and probably six more cold ones already in him. nt