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The Advanced Training Institutethe fundamentalist, sex-offender-led cult subscribed to by the Duggarshas a lot of questionable practices. But in addition to cancer-causing semen and horrible fashion advice, ATI has one extra-absurd bit of wisdom it would like to impart on your children: Your Cabbage Patch doll is filled with Satans demons.
If youll recall, when you first open your Cabbage Patch doll, youre greeted by an adoption certificate asking you to promise to care for your new, cuddly friend. But by signing into a written agreement to love a doll, children are apparently be violating the first commandment and, consequently, would be directly disobeying God. ATI teaches you that any sort of disobedience gives Satan what they call a foothold. Once Satan gets that first tiny grip of your childs soul, he or she would be on that slippery slope into the lascivious, sinful world of sex, rock n roll, andworst of allcollege.
As a South Florida newspaper wrote back in 1999:
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Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)broken clocks and all that...
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)but that's out of line.
Throd
(7,208 posts)StevieM
(10,500 posts)It's just another example of how our society celebrates adoption and shows total indifference to the pain and suffering of birth parents.
xfundy
(5,105 posts)Satan runs the music industry, school dances, banks, tee vee stations, networks, the family down the street, and pretty much anything you can think of.
I lived through that shit and honestly wondered if I might be the antichrist at one point, because he "would be about your age" and I was secretly gay. Shh, don't tell anyone.
I also checked many times to make sure there were still others in the world, which would have meant I didn't miss the rapture.
It's funny now but was dead serious back then.
Archae
(46,340 posts)Lying to, and scaring the shit out of kids.
"If you don't give your paper route money to our church, it's BLASPHEMY and you'll go straight to hell!"
(Yes, I had a preacher admonish me just like that)
I found some money in the return slot of a public phone once. Had to give it to the church or burn.
Later, I used the money my parents put in the tithe envelopes to skip church and go to a nearby McDonald's. So I was probably demonic even then. At least someone got to eat.