I believe Jeb! the musical goes something like this

[Johonny]

Jeb!
I don't know what's wrong with this Jeb today!
Jeb!
Who can understand anything he'll say?
Jeb!
He's a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Jeb!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Jeb!
But he'll still just do what he wants to do!
Why can't he be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with Jeb today?
Jeb!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Jeb! Jeb!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, moron!
And while we're on the subject!
Jeb! he is just impossible to control!
Jeb! With his awful clothes and his rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with the Wu Tang Clan?
What's the matter with Jeb today!

Hopefully this Birdie will go bye, bye soon

[shenmue]

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