"My kids are packin'." Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!!

[skip fox]

Steve ("You'll never go broke betting against my intelligence&quot Doocy just finished saying; "Well, there's one lesson and one lesson only we can take from the Charleston church shootings: we need more pastors packing! . . . Some of the lay folk as well. . . . Hell, we should even arm the children randomly. . . . A shooter like this might save the kids for last, . . . then, boy, will he be surprised!! . . . Well, if there's a Christen message here, that's it!"


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Above CAPTION based (rather closely in fact) on the following Media Matters story:


http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/06/18/fox-amp-friends-exploits-south-carolina-church/204046

[Ilsa]

1. OMG. Imagine a parent's and Doo's surprise when

Little Billy Bob doesn't want to take a bath and he shoots his parent so he won't have to.

[tridim]

2. "I'm a horrible parent and here's why..." nt

[skip fox]

3. "And you know those steeples on a church?

Wouldn't they make great gun turrets?"

[olddots]

4. Out Foxed again

someday ...oh someday ......

[Fred Sanders]

5. Noses grow longer and skirts get shorter - welcome to 21st century fascist propaganda!

Fox. We admit it. Not racist, but #1 with racists.

[skip fox]

6. Scrolling banner beneath the three: "This is your mind without drugs!"

[dembotoz]

7. She looks like the victim of a wet fart

[skip fox]

8. "And those pillars in the church

would be great for claymores. . . ."

[Matrosov]

9. "I know what you're thinking: Does he have six of his kids armed or only five?"

In all this excitement I lost track myself. But being that they're all packing a .44 Magnum...