Worst summer camp imaginable...

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People keep forgetting...their kids will choose their nursing home.

This May Be the Scariest Christian Summer Camp I’ve Ever Seen

June 24, 2015 by Hemant Mehta 286 Comments

I’ve heard of Vacation Bible School and Christian summer camps in general. But S.M.I.T.E. (Summer Missionary Institute of Training and Evangelism) is brand new to me.

And holy shit. The application is bananas.

The preaching is very direct, HOT! Those that are easily offended need not apply. We only use the King James Version of the Bible. We stand against liberalism, modernism, all forms of rock and roll, country western, and contemporary music. We support and enforce modest dress and behavior. We DO NOT support nor encourage the world’s view of “Dating”. The typical “boyfriend/girlfriend relationships” are not allowed at this institute; therefore “fraternizing” is not permitted. Most activities will have the boys separated from the girls in order to decrease distractions.

They’re clearly taking precautions after the Deadly Cootie Outbreak of ’14.

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1. My daughter's camp

Yesterday was Putt-Putt park with "bumper boats" ( they shoot water too) and a two night sleep over starting tonight. Two swims a day. Canoe/kayak on Thursday. Archery on Tuesdays.

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2. Sounds like fun!

I went to a "liberal" (at least it was a fairly liberal church) summer camp, sponsored by the UCC church.

Got to develop and make prints of phtographs.
Had a blast.

[AndreaCG]

3. Why not just run two single sex camps?

Then fraternization isn't an issue and maybe the campers will have more fun. Whoops, can't have that.