I've decided to run as Republican nominee for President of the United States.

[kwassa]

What the hell, everyone else has. Why not me?

I don't know how far my liberal views can track with the Republican base ....

but I can at least pick up 1 per cent. Matching funds?

I can be as delusional as anybody!

Will you vote for me?

[ornotna]

1. Votes don't matter

The big question is can EarlG fit your picture on the Pic Of The Moment.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. ...and is there room on the clown airstream?

[kwassa]

5. Maybe we can put an addition on the Airstream!

[Renew Deal]

3. I don't know anything about you and I still know you are more credible than Bobby Jindal.

I can understand why most others are running, but not him. He is an unpopular failed governor that has nothing unique to offer.

[kwassa]

7. Thank you for your support!

you don't know how much this means to me.

[jwirr]

15. I'm in.

[Kennah]

4. Just sell your book online. It's more honest.

[seveneyes]

6. I'm putting the campaign together now ...

[kwassa]

9. Got to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax.

[immoderate]

8. I think you'll find, it's not a big deal.

--imm

[Staph]

10. I'm sorry, but I can't support your candidacy.

My 25-year-old, quite liberal nephew has decided to run as a Republican, and I am forced by family ties to vote for him.


Assuming that it isn't illegal because of his age.


And his current registration as a Democrat.


Besides, he promised that I can sleep over in the Lincoln Bedroom if he is elected. Beat that, and I'll consider changing my mind.

[Rex]

11. Okay what is your platform, be the first candidate to tell us and make history!

Sloganeering will be ignored or ridiculed.

[lovemydog]

12. Perhaps. Can we find some good campaign slogans.

All In (the Clown Car)
In It To Spin It
You Don't Know Me And That's Good
I Hate Progress As Much As You
Take My Book, Please
See Me Soon On Fox 'News'
All Y'All Mofos: You're Fired!
Science Schmience
I'm Gonna Trickle Down All Over You
Power To The Two Percent

[Rex]

13. LOL!

Why Not Me.
Make My Name A Brand Please.
I'll Burn the Bad Books.
Money Well Spent and Now Broke.

[lovemydog]

16. Idiocracy: The Reality

Sell The State Parks
No Multinational Left Behind
The World Is Overrated
It's Time To Blow Up The Deficit
Let's Attack the Wrong Country Again!
We Need More Right Wing Guys On the Court
Edumacation Is Overrated
This Slogan Is For Sale
Honey, I Blew Up Everybody

[kwassa]

21. I could construct a platform out of these! Not a good one, but ....

[Kalidurga]

14. Being fairly unknown seems to work for a lot of Republicans.

It seems like when they talk their poll numbers plummet. Perhaps you could hit the campaign trail and make like Harpo Marx.

[lovemydog]

17. I like that strategy.

The less they know about you the more they'll like you.

[Kalidurga]

18. yep it works for a lot of candidates

get name recognition but don't let the public actually get to know you. Put your face to a microphone as much as possible, but don't say anything your handlers haven't put before a focus group.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

19. Do like Jeb and answer everything with "I don't know" and you'll make a bundle.

[Renew Deal]

22. Kwassa!

[bravenak]

20. This is a relief! I will vote for you!!