TheOnion: Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Most Buck-Wild Pride Parade Nation’s Ever Seen

[kath]

http://www.theonion.com/article/supreme-court-rules-favor-most-buck-wild-pride-par-50768

“After reviewing the constitutional underpinnings of this case, the court finds that it is discriminatory for states to deny the right to the most out-of-control, bonkers gay pride parade that anyone could possibly imagine,” Justice Anthony M. Kennedy wrote in his majority opinion, which outlined at length the elaborate floats, billowing rainbow flags, and phalanxes of outlandishly dressed participants, barely scratching the surface of how completely bananas things are about to get. “This decision confirms what should be obvious: The government cannot prevent a nonstop bacchanal surging through the streets of every American city. We’re talking half-naked lesbians covered in body paint, rollerblading homosexuals in brightly colored Native American headdresses and sparkling gold briefs, as well as hundreds of thousands of supporters losing their fucking minds while ‘I Will Survive’ blares at 150 decibels. This is going to be an absolute shit show.”

Love it!!

[randys1]

1. I am spamming with this pic, but I think everybody will love it

[niyad]

2. love it

[Betty Karlson]

3. There is so much to love today. n/t

[AndreaCG]

4. Very nice

[morningfog]

10. That is awsome

[joeybee12]

5. Aren't there some big parades this weekend? NYC I think....

Wish I were there!

[arcane1]

6. It's Pride weekend in San Francisco

And I suspect the party just got a bit larger

[TDale313]

7. San Francisco, too.

Gonna be the best Pride ever 😀😀

[shenmue]

8. Can you picture it!!

[kath]

12. Chicago too. Daughter had been looking forward to it, but now she REALLY is!!

[SidDithers]

9. Pride Week in Toronto is wrapping up this weekend...

with the Dyke March tomorrow and the Pride Parade on Sunday.

It's a huge event for the city, with hundreds of thousands of people attending the parade on Sunday.

I imagine that there will be some significant celebrations tonight.



Sid

[gwheezie]

11. I remember stonewall and rollerena and easter parades

And the bars on Christopher street and when my friends 1st started to get sick. The 1st time I saw ms rollerena was at the easter parade. Before the pride parades.