BREAKING NEWS!!! --- Trump Would Change Hair If Elected!!!

[kpete]

Trump Would Change Hair If Elected
June 29, 2015By Taegan Goddard



Donald Trump says “if he gets elected president, he would have to change his hair style because he wouldn’t have time to maintain it,” the Des Moines Register reports.

Said Trump: “I would probably comb my hair back. Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn’t have time, because if I were in the White House, I’d be working my ass off.”


http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/29/trump-would-change-hair-if-elected/
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2015/06/27/donald-trump-winterset-iowa-visit/29415555/

[boston bean]

1. one reason maybe to vote for him out of a thousand reasons not to.

[gordianot]

2. Is that thing actually hair, is it alive?

[LiberalEsto]

7. It looks like a Portuguese Man-o'-War

Deadly stinging tentacles.

[niyad]

8. it is this:

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[gordianot]

11. One of my favorite picture of all time.

Donald is a clown without comedy.

[niyad]

14. you have that quite correct!

[Bjorn Against]

3. I hope they are able to adopt it out to a loving home

I must say that I like Trump's idea here, if he both worked his ass off and got rid of the hairy creature living on top of him he would disappear from this earth. The guy is nothing more than a giant ass with a hairy creature living on top of him so if he gets rid of both the ass and the creature there would be nothing left.

[treestar]

12. lol

[drm604]

4. Oh Thank God!

Now I can vote for him in good conscience!

[NightWatcher]

5. So he's a freak show now. Where's his VP...a six foot man eating chicken

He's daring people to vote for him.

[Uncle Joe]

6. Sure it's hard to comb, it won't stop moving.

Thanks for the thread, kpete.

[longship]

9. Maybe a beehive? nt

[NCjack]

10. Elected or not, he soon will not have enough fringe hair to sustain a comb-over. If he

stops cutting his eyebrows, a comb-back would work. Regardless, I hope he keeps the GOPpers sufficiently entertained to knock Jeb out of the primary and open the door for a more evil dark horse -- Newt.

[yuiyoshida]

13. He should just shave his head...

He would fit in more with his base.