Luckovich - Trump's Hair

[groundloop]

[BlueJazz]

1. Bill Maher would love this. He and trump are not exactly pals.

[NJCher]

2. very funny, but

Luckovich should have colored in a little yellow. I was noticing on the news last night that his "hair" is both orange and yellow.

A guy this rich can't afford a colorist?




Cher

[Myrina]

3. The orange must have been where his spray-tanner went out of the lines ...

You're right, tho, for as rich as he supposedly is, he sure doesn't have top-notch personal groomers.

[NJCher]

5. on the other hand

If he did try to get a colorist, the colorist would most likely also be a stylist who would run screaming out of the room, protesting having anything to do with that weird combover.


Cher

[DawgHouse]

7. You know, I couldn't figure out why the area around his eyes was so light

compared to the rest of his skin. I always thought it was really bad makeup application but just realized it's probably because he gets spray tanned and wears those funky little glasses that cover the area around his eyes.

[MADem]

8. Tony Bennett--the singer--is cue-ball bald. Ari Fleischer bald. Mr. Clean BALD.

He has some of the very best rugs in the business--they are pitch perfect. Believable. He always is in style, because when hairstyles change, he gets a new rug to "go with." He doesn't mess around, he spends THOUSANDS. Of course, he wears them for work, so he can write them off.

And when he doesn't want to be recognized, all he has to do is take the top off, and he looks like any old little home wine maker grampa!

He should ask Tony who does his 'toups'--because that guy is an expert, and Trump should have gotten a piece decades ago if he wasn't willing to be honest and just 'let it be.'

Now THIS is a rug:

[Gothmog]

4. Great cartoon

[tavernier]

6. Reminds me of Bale's hair

in American Hustle.