‘Did Jesus ride dinosaurs?’ : Bobby Jindal’s Twitter Q&A hilariously backfires

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/did-jesus-ride-dinosaurs-bobby-jindals-twitter-qa-hilariously-backfires/

Detractors of Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal on Twitter have pounced on the hashtag #AskBobby. Designed by the Jindal social media team as a way for citizens to engage with the presidential candidate, #AskBobby was hilariously misappropriated almost immediately by thousands of people.

Jindal will appear at a town hall-style event in Iowa on Tuesday at 6:00 PM. His presidential campaign’s Super PAC invites potential voters to ask questions Jindal on Twitter, leading up to this evening’s event:

Some of these are pure gold.

SternFanChad @money_boo_boo
Did Jesus ride dinosaurs with or without a saddle? #AskBobby
3:23 PM - 30 Jun 2015

Brandon Bordelon @BrandonBordelo2
How does it feel to sell your soul for political gain and yet not gain anything politically? #AskBobby
3:19 PM - 30 Jun 2015

Elliott Smith @soundslikepuget
#AskBobby - are you still opposed to volcano monitoring? Because we need that to live out west. Kinda like NOLA needs hurricane monitoring
3:12 PM - 30 Jun 2015 · Aberdeen, WA, United States

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[KamaAina]

1. Here's mine:

#AskBobby Why are you so ashamed of your given name Piyush?

[KeepItReal]

5. #AskPiyush is trending also! Bwahaha!

No one could've imagined...

What could possibly go wrong?

ROTFLMAO

[malaise]

10. Getting up off the floor

[Spazito]

2. There are some great tweets there...

Zack Kopplin ‏@ZackKopplin 3h3 hours ago
.@BobbyJindal how did they fit T-Rex on the Ark? #AskBobby

Zack Kopplin ‏@ZackKopplin 4h4 hours ago
.@BobbyJindal if I sail too far will I fall off the edge of the Earth? #AskBobby

Kim ‏@divakimmy 4h4 hours ago
Kim retweeted Bearded Stoner
This is probably the most important question I could think of too #AskBobby Kim added,
Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner
Many have responded to the news of your candidacy with laughter. Thoughts? #AskBobby




#AskBobby indeed!

[awoke_in_2003]

16. "how did they fit T-Rex on the Ark?"

They didn't- that's why they aren't here anymore. Everybody knows that

[Spazito]

18. LOL!

Now why didn't I know that, damn!

[Contrary1]

3. So many winners to choose from:

Which spice girl is your favorite and if you had a chance, what laws would you pass to oppress them for having a uterus? #AskBobby

#askbobby Can I have your stuff after the Rapture?

You have a phone charger I could borrow? This hashtag is draining my battery #AskBobby

[hifiguy]

4. This is a day brightener.

[HFRN]

6. Would Jesus drive an Impalla, or a Ford Crown Vic?

any thought on this?

anyone?

[pangaia]

13. Probably my old ratty Subaru.

[FuzzyRabbit]

21. I know what God drives

I have no idea what Jesus drives, but I know that God drives a Plymouth.

It says right in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden in a Fury.

[NBachers]

26. And a fitting vehicle it was for such a significant occasion

[Jack Rabbit]

7. "How does it feel to sell your soul for political gain and yet not gain anything politically?"

That's a very interesting question.

All I can say is that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

And so does Satan.

[tblue37]

14. He is not aiming for political gain now, but rather for income from books, seeches, and FOX

appearances, and perhaps even a FOX contract. In fact, that is what mist of the Republican candidates are running for.

[Solly Mack]

8. K&R

[CTyankee]

9. everybody walk your dinosaur...

[Tardigrade]

24. Thanks!

I needed that.

[packman]

11. What would Jesus Drive?

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land. And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/WWJD_-_What_would_Jesus_drive#ixzz3eafESAER

[longship]

12. Hell hath no Fury like a Plymouth. nt

[Half-Century Man]

22. Joshua inherited Moses's legacy.

Same bike, the kid just chopped it; shorty pipes, no mufflers, dropped seat, high rise dogbones, more aggressive paint job.

[IDemo]

27. Probably not a British motorcycle

since those belong to the Prince of Darkness.

http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html

[bigwillq]

15. These are hysterical.

BJ is a fool.

[Thespian2]

17. As if

the Clown Car needed more hilarious nut-jobs...supplies comedians with lots of free material...

[ms liberty]

19. This is too funny.. n/t

[brer cat]

20. Do these morans ever learn

anything about social media? Whatever will we do for yuks if they figure it out?

Those are too funny.

[lonestarnot]

23. Ugh no, no they don't.

[spooky3]

25. Thanks! I luv liberal wise guys and gals.

[demmiblue]

28. K&R

[cui bono]

29. Hilarious!!!