Donald Trump thinks his hair and personality are good

[T_i_B]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/donald-trump-thinks-his-hair-and-personality-are-good-2015070899964

BILLIONAIRE Donald Trump is full satisfied with how his hairstyle and character have turned out.

When not offending Mexican people, buying hideous art or obsessing about golf, Trump admitted he spends a lot of time feeling happy and at peace with himself.

“I never think ‘oh no I fucked up’, for the simple reason that I do not fuck up. That is partly why everyone likes me.”

Trump is currently working on some new material about the Finnish, one of the nations he has not yet picked on: “I guess I just don’t like their incredibly complex language and their wealth of scientific research papers. Also I’m planning to have a go at Madagascar for its excessive vanilla production.”

[Skittles]

1. so does this eagle

[Contrary1]

2. Donald Trump and the word "thinks" do not belong in the same sentence...

ever.

That's all.

[merrily]

3. Ever seen the interior of his penthouse? Furnishing and decor both wildly overdosed with gilt

More glitzy than classy. Much like the Donald himself, now that I think of it.

[T_i_B]

4. I do harbour a burning ambition....

...to fart loudly in the lifts of Trump Towers.

[merrily]

5. Such a temporary solution, though.

[T_i_B]

6. You've clearly never smelt my farts!

[trusty elf]

7. Lovely!

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[merrily]

8. Oh, I hadn't seen that room, only the dining room. I can't pick a "favorite."

I bet the one thing that doesn't show in the photo is magnificent though: the view.

[Little Star]

9. What is that racoon doing to Donald's hair? lol

[trusty elf]

11. Did you hear about this?

http://boingboing.net/2015/07/02/chicago-brewery-renames-their.html

[Vinca]

12. Why is there a raccoon in the photo and what is he humping?

It looks like a cheesy bordello.

[Frank Cannon]

13. Here's what the bathroom looks like.

[LiberalElite]

10. so are most of his buildings in NYC

If I had all the money in the world I wouldn't live in one of those tacky eyesores.