West Virginia Man Caught Living With Beer in His House for a Year

[KamaAina]

It had to be done.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026950519

[luvspeas]

1. There's no way beer would last an entire year around that guy

[KamaAina]

2. ROFL!

[etherealtruth]

6. I truly LOL

[GreatGazoo]

8. What if it's true that "The Buck stops Beer" ?

[pinboy3niner]

9. Then that buck is venison

[pinboy3niner]

3. Very similar case. His beer hops, too.

And the piss on the floor is from the beer.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. There's trouble brewing.......

[KamaAina]

5. Finally matters came to a head.

[olddots]

7. If it was Coors or Bud no sane man would drink it .

[Major Nikon]

33. Back in the day that was the best we had

Michelob was considered the beer of the elite.

[KamaAina]

10. He shouldn't have kept his anger bottled up.

[pinboy3niner]

11. And I fermently support him!

[pinboy3niner]

12. I Amstel marveling over this news

It happened so sudsenly!

[betsuni]

22. In the end, I don't think this story will a malt to much.

[pinboy3niner]

25. He blew his chance to be a star in the beer drinking contest

He did fine most of the way, until he was flagon.

[pinboy3niner]

28. ...which, once again, raises the question of the vessel with the pestle

But I know I don't need to tell you about that.

[davidpdx]

13. My question is...

did he try to marry it?

Maybe he was going to invite the whole flock of deer and have a polygamist relationship with them.

Sorry, had to make the joke given the polygamy conversations that are going on.

[pinboy3niner]

14. Sadly, we'll probably have to wait a long time before kegamy is finally recognized.

It will take some time to enlighten people to the point where we have the barrel minimum to pass the necessary legislation.

[hay rick]

15. Wonder if he's going to tap the keg before it's legal.

[pinboy3niner]

16. If it's aged, it's legal

[pinboy3niner]

17. Must be a BIG house to hold a whole year's supply

I have to keep running to the store because I just don't have the room. Plus, the deer don't like to be cramped...

[betsuni]

21. That house must have a lot of cold drafts!

[pinboy3niner]

23. Mmmmmm, cold drafts

Wait...what were we talking about?

[pinboy3niner]

18. This needs to follow its companion thread. :)

[betsuni]

19. He had that "beer caught in the headlights" look I'll bet.

[pinboy3niner]

20. And foaming at the mouth

If he died, police would rule it a sudspcious death.

[petronius]

26. Well, something is definitely ale-ing him, to keep a beer around that long...

[pinboy3niner]

29. Where I come from, we have a local term for the terrible illness

We call it a 'hangover.' I'm sure no one has ever heard that term outside these parts.

[bluesbassman]

24. Foam Sweet Foam.

[Ken Burch]

27. As Hank Williams might put it...

..."there's a tear in the beer that I kept here for a year"...

[Contrary1]

30. OK...someone needs to start this thread:

West Virginia Man Caught Living With A Bare ??? in His House for a Year

[lapfog_1]

31. cop to backwoods guy...

"Sir, did you know you have a blind deer in the back room?"
BG - "I had no eye deer!"
"Sir. we also found a blind disabled deer in the back porch - did you know that?"
BG - "No sir, still no eye deer!"
"Sir, We also found a blind castrated disabled buck in the barn... did you know about that?"
BG - "No sir, I had still no f'ing eye deer!"

Cop - "We will take those statements as a confession"


The ten year old in me just had to inject this bit of comedy into the conversation

[underpants]

32. LOL