"Stay in WHAT lines?". . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz's coloring book!!

[skip fox]

The coloring book states: "Tell your kids the truth and be sure they know it's the truth. Start out by telling them the truth about how God made us in seven days then touched Adam's finger which meant he now had the spark of divine life and mastery over the entire planet, especially women. . . . If you start like that, they'll know you're telling the truth and are much more likely to accept the later truths about homosexuality, Satanic government, crime-infested immigration, and the righteousness of the petroleum industry."

[underpants]

1. That's right folks soybean ink!

Being a small government Christian conservative that I am we only used one of the 4 heavily subsidized agricultural crops in the US and rest assured these soybeans went through the entire sewing and reaping process only touched by the hands and manufactured machinery of American citizens. Mostly blonde haired blue eyed good Americans just like everyone else in my family but me.

[underpants]

2. This book is also being scorned by that elitist New York Time Best-sellers list

[pinboy3niner]

3. We weren't supposed to draw on the photos?

NOW you tell me!