Chick-fil-A ‘is the official chicken of Jesus’

[IDemo]

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes over the weekend delivered a sermon encouraging Christians to fight back against same-sex marriage and transgender equality.

Speaking to Abilene Baptist Church in Augusta on Sunday, Starnes began by saying it was good to be back in the South where it was easy to find Waffle House and Chick-fil-A restaurants, which he argued was “the official chicken of Jesus.”

“I believe that the reason that God blessed America is because we know how to smoke a pork butt,” Starnes said, turning to the recent Supreme Court ruling that effectively legalized same-sex marriage.

“There is a war on religious liberty!” he bellowed. “And this war is not targeting people of the Muslim faith or the Jewish faith or the Hindu faith. This war on religious liberty is targeting people of the Christian faith.”

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/watch-fox-host-deliver-unhinged-anti-lgbt-sermon-chick-fil-a-is-the-official-chicken-of-jesus/

Congrats, Todd. You win today's cracker.

[pinboy3niner]

1. I call fowl!

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Well, hell that's what's wrong with those guys..

They've been smoking pork butts instead of weed!
No wonder they have no sense of humor.

[PoliticAverse]

2. I thought he liked fishes (with loaves). n/t

[IDemo]

3. Only on Fridays n/t

[WinkyDink]

17. Jesus was Catholic?! Holy mackerel!

[Rstrstx]

4. It is

[uppityperson]

5. Is this satire or real?

[IDemo]

7. It's from Fox News, so both are applicable

[Nevernose]

16. LOL! n/t

[procon]

6. Nah, she told me she's vegan. nt

[NutmegYankee]

8. Starnes is a complete head case.

He see religious persecution more than Glen Beck sees Nazis.

[lpbk2713]

9. Colonel Sanders is gonna be pissed.

Boy howdy.

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Todd Starnes good side;

Giant horses with asses regret that they are associated with this giant horses ass.

[goldent]

11. I would never call their chicken miraculous

but it is pretty good.

[dembotoz]

12. In the name of the father, son, and the col sanders

[gollygee]

13. Such bullshit

I want to see a notarized affidavit.

[spanone]

15. he should run for president, he makes as much sense as any of the other kkklowns!!!!

[dflprincess]

18. I hope it's Kosher. nt

[Solly Mack]

19. Oh, please. Everyone knows they served "Church's" at the last supper.

Duh. It's right there in the name - Church's Chicken. What else would Jesus call his chicken?

Upon this chicken I will build this house and it shall be called Church's. 1st Poultry, chapter 1, verse 1.

[Initech]

20. Puh-lease, everyone knows that Jesus ate Church's chicken.

[mackerel]

21. I dunno Jesus always seemed pretty slim and healthy

A chicken sammie at Chick fil A
440 Calories
18g Fat
2g Fiber
5g Sugars
28g Protein