Florida Woman arrested for beating partner with dildo.

[RandySF]

A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly using a dildo to batter her female domestic partner during a fight in the couple’s residence, police allege.

The confrontation Saturday evening occurred while a Clearwater Police Department officer was inside the home of Annette Kielhurn, 57, and Gamze Capaner-Ridley.

The cop was present to oversee Capaner-Ridley’s removal of personal belongings from the house, a move apparently prompted by Capaner-Ridley’s filing the prior day for a civil domestic violence injunction against Kielhurn.

After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch the 47-year-old Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,” Blomgren reported.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902

[GummyBearz]

1. Ahhh.. sounds as pleasant as my marriage

:/

[Kennah]

2. What was her partner doing with a dildo? n/t

[MrScorpio]

3. Not to be outdone by "Florida Man" nt

[jberryhill]

4. And we laughed at CNN - they were right!

[Emelina]

5. Sigmund Freud would love this.

Think of the analysis...what a case study!!!

[LuvNewcastle]

6. A lot of people pay good money

for that treatment.

[eridani]

7. I'd think it would make a difference what the dildo was made from

Silicon? Some other polymer? Glass? Stainless steel? (The latter two materials are far easier to keep clean.)

[romanic]

8. Of course this happened in Flori-duh.

[PCIntern]

9. Meanwhile, the alleged perpetrator

had been a corrections officer who served 3 years as a convict for possessing 25 kilos of cocaine.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Assault with battery? nt

[postulater]

11. Dildos don't kill people. People kill people.