Choking down the sh*t! . . . Please come CAPTION Geraldo Rivera and Eric Bolling!!!

[skip fox]

Eric Bolling: "Me? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! . . . You exploit everything!!!"

Geraldo Rivera: "You talking about me? . . . Hell, ten years ago you were pimping your anti-Mexican rants and right-wing conspiracy theories on cheap videos from station to station when I was covering real news!"

Eric Bolling: "Remember the freakin' Geraldo-as-soldier-in-Afghanistan, or the Geraldo-as-deep-cover-investigative-reporter, or the Geraldo-as-Al-Capone-treasure-hunter? . . . (How did that go, by the way?) . . . Christ, there are a thousand of them!"

Geraldo Rivera: "Hell, if we got to read your diary, we'd know how many times you snuck a freebee at the whore-house, or called your neighbor's wife late at night when he wasn't home, and we'd for sure know the smell of your daughter's underwear!"

Eric Bolling: "Those are almost fighting words! . . . Why, if they opened up your brain, they'd find maggot stew lubricating a dwarf's h*rdon while he's getting a molten-lava enema and being humped by a syphilitic rat! "

Geraldo Rivera: "It's a good thing you're my friend or I'd knock you out right here and now. . . . Hell, if they opened up your sinkhole of a soul, we'd find . . . (blah, blah, blah)."


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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks&Liars story with a hilarious Fox clip (fireworks start around 1:40)


http://crooksandliars.com/2015/07/fox-blowhards-spar-over-who-worst

[skip fox]

1. Geraldo is saying:

"No way, Fatso, not in a blue moon! . . . I'm the one who's more humble than Trump!!!"

[Johonny]

2. This is the finger Trump warned you I'd rape you with. Some of my fingers, though, are good fingers.

[skip fox]

3. "Look, sh*t-head,

my moustache shows how hip I am. . . . Whereas if I smack that smile off your face, you'd have nothing. . . nothing!"

[47of74]

4. And of course who can forget the famous Geraldo fight of '88

[skip fox]

6. This is lovely. Thanks!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. I don't have a quote. But I'd put my money on Jerry Rivers in this case. I've

seen him scrap and I'm sure he'd take down that bloated frat boy douche. That is the closest I can come to compliment Jerry.