The Ultimate Lucha Libre Match Is On! El Chapo vs. El Pendejo!

[MineralMan]

Lucha Libre at its finest! Be there or be square!

Watch El Pendejo (Donaldo Trump) try to make good on his threat to kick El Chapo's (Joaquín Guzmán Loera) ass. They're taking it to the ring, wearing the most exotic Lucha Libre masks ever.

You won't want to miss this match, as El Pendejo brings his massive ego and comb-over up against Mexico's most murderous drug lord. Who will prevail? Will El Pendejo use the power of his famous word salad oratory against the short stature and nasty temper of El Chapo? Who can say?

It's the match of the decade! Only one will emerge as the victor! Don't miss this battle!

See for yourself on Pay-Per-View for just $999! Call 1-866-LuchNow to log in and watch!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/donald-trump-kick-el-chapo-a-article-1.2290555

[Xyzse]

1. Ok, that made me laugh.

Sadly, too rich for my blood.
I'm just going to catch the highlights from youtube.

[yallerdawg]

2. It's a Billionaire Battle Royale!

Don't worry, American consumers -- you're not responsible...

[KamaAina]

3. Or "El Pelo Loco" for Trump.

"Crazy Hair".

[Eleanors38]

9. I got "stupid pubic hair."

[KamaAina]

10. No, that's Clarence Thomas.

[Eleanors38]

11. HA!

[lovemydog]

4. I'd like to see Ronda Rousey kick both

of their sorry asses.

Have you seen her fight MineralMan? She's got a match coming up August 1 in Brazil. Check her out on youtube if you get a chance. She's the real deal!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. We should hold a contest to design a Lucha Libre mask for El Pendejo.

Start here: http://www.firstpalette.com/tool_box/printables/luchador.html

[MineralMan]

6. Donaldo Trump Gave Himself the Name. See below:

[Erose999]

7. Here's a poster I made in MS Paint. Somebody with photoshop feel free to make a better one.

[MineralMan]

8. Wonderful!

Perfect!

[yallerdawg]

12. The perfect station to broadcast!

[Erose999]

13. I would watch that if I had TV!

[wryter2000]

14. El pendejo?

Classic!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Maybe like this?

[onethatcares]

16. somebody, please

photshop the Donald in a flight suit.

[backscatter712]

17. Does that mean Trump's related to Frito Pendejo from Idiocracy?