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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou're only Trump once. . . Please come CAPTION the Donald!!!
Donald (the most expensive hair money can buy) Trump is saying: "Listen, it isn't often that I'm stumped. . . . But my wife asked me last year who I would want to be if I wasn't my own 'magnificent self.' . . . . Well, I'm still thinking about that one."
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You're only Trump once. . . Please come CAPTION the Donald!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jul 2015
OP
R. P. McMurphy
(834 posts)1. These are my emergency blinders for when . . .
I'm confronted by unexpected facts!
Laf.La.Dem.
(2,943 posts)2. I am the only true "family values" guy!
You can ask my first wife, or second wife, or my current wife
skip fox
(19,359 posts)3. "Be quiet. . . . I'm looking into the future!
What do it see? . . . Hmmm. . . . What could it be? . . . It's coming into focus! . . . Do I see . . . ? What is it? . . . . Ah hah, it's ME!!!"
randome
(34,845 posts)4. "I will clone myself and be my own running mate. I can't...I can't explain my own awesomeness!"
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]
skip fox
(19,359 posts)5. "Not many people know it, but in my hair is a powerful antenna
and I get to hear alien broadcasts. . . . Yep, just like usual, they're talking about me!"
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)6. That looks like Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent pose
"A rump, a chump, and a Trump."
Ed McMahon: "A rump, a chump, and a Trump!"
(envelope opens)
"Who is leading the polls in the Republican primary race?"
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)7. OWW! Those butt plugs that look like me are PAINFUL!
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)8. "I'll use my telekinesis on you
for getting offended by what I say."
Hepburn
(21,054 posts)9. I'm really not concerned...it's my hemorrhoids. n/t