"If I go more than 2 hrs without lying, well, it isn't pretty!" Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!

[skip fox]

Tucker ("Don't forget to pucker&quot Carlson is saying: "Heck, health care reform, normalized relations with Cuba, the acceptance of gay marriage, and stopping Iran from getting the bomb isn't a legacy. . . . I'd be ashamed if I was the president! . . . Now, getting rid of Saddam Hussein, rendition and robust interrogation techeniques, and deregulating the financial industry, . . . there's a legacy!!"

[Johonny]

1. Obama is feasting on the body parts of unborn babies in order to have a successful second term

we must prevent this by running more incredibly qualified candidates against his failed record of incredible success. If we don't Iran might get the abortion bomb and then where will we all be?

[Jamastiene]

3. I think they think we will catch teh gay or something, lol. n/t

[think]

2. "Now Bow ties. There's a legacy! And..and Jon Stewart is still not funny!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. I contributed some of my pubic hair to Donald Trump's hair transplant

It's my greatest lifetime achievement.

[skip fox]

5. Well, Jim, I iknew you were going to have me on today, so last night

I started going over all the lies I wanted to feed your audience. . . . And wouldn't you know, there were so many I just couldn't fall asleep."