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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBest Florida Man story yet!
IMO...
Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator
EVERGLADES CITY, Florida
People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Weirdness never ends.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)procon
(15,805 posts)Spider Jerusalem
(21,786 posts)probably included visits to Zeta Toys and Bad Dragon.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Dear FSM, let's hope so!
On the other hand, he could just be really into leather.
Laffy Kat
(16,383 posts)Supposedly, the man's name is Darwin!
tblue37
(65,408 posts)by humans.
However, the first comment on the article is quite punderful:
HooptieWagon
(17,064 posts)...makes the guys in Deliverance look like urbane hipsters.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)and it sounds like it!
But not even Hiaasen could have conceived of sex with gators!
Hekate
(90,714 posts)I love his books. But every so often when I have read a real jaw dropper that simultaneously has me laughing like a loon and going "Naaaaw, that can't be possible," I will read something online that confirms the tale's basis in reality.
Expect to have this one show up in one of his future novels.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)so that would not surprise me in the least.
Sen. Walter Sobchak
(8,692 posts)Most of the dudes were wearing more confederate flags than they had teeth or fingers.
doxyluv13
(247 posts)nt.
HooptieWagon
(17,064 posts)tblue37
(65,408 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)yeah, that's probably pretty true.
Raine1967
(11,589 posts)dhill926
(16,346 posts)Hoo-boy...
lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)Evidently this story was created to entertain the "let's make fun of Florida" crowd.
Link: http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Gotta love Snopes.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)Archae
(46,337 posts)But the guy pictured is a total pervert anyway, he sexually abused a peacock (!) to death, and made sexual advances at little girls.
RKP5637
(67,111 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)it was not real. My damn brain was picturing it, and it was not a Kodak moment.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)bad shoes.
The guy was lucky it didn't turn into Jimmy Chews.
Facility Inspector
(615 posts)Glassunion
(10,201 posts)Kurovski
(34,655 posts)It's a thing.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Hey, man! If I had known it would take an alligator sex thread to make you show up, I would have started one of my own ages ago!
How ARE you? Watcha been up to? Do you still love me?
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)So of course I do. What a silly question, you foolish, adorable child. Myrna and I gossip about you IRL.
What happened to the "no sex threads" policy? I guess DU has gone downhill, which is extremely attractive to my way of thinking. I may have to attend services more often.
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)What am I reading.
My imagination can't unsee this, and I am wishing it would stop.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)+1 that went swimmingly well
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)probably applies to what you are talking about.
Historic NY
(37,451 posts)I think he'd have a hard time explaining homo sapiaens and reptiles.
GusBob
(7,286 posts)But only people from Wisconsin are idiots
I'M in Wisconsin, born and raised here.
Where do you think I live Einstein?
Can you explain to me how and why a bullshit story is the "best ever"?
Archae
(46,337 posts)And I know now, and have acknowledged, that this is a fake story.
The guy is a sexual pervert for real, but he wasn't having sex with an alligator.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)zappaman
(20,606 posts)Yes it is.