Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon
Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.
The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.
A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.
In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.
Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.
Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/13/us-usa-oregon-sextoys-idUSKCN0PN2JK20150713?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
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Who would want a box of used dildos?
But if you prefer the non-stinky, non-second hand ones, who am I to judge? 
Unless they're hanging on wires in public. 
I thought one did the civic thing by recycling them. Never thought of donating them to charity.
That's hilarious! And 'rearended' in this context is just an added bonus.
...I just can't help thinking, "What a dildo!"
And those who protest about dildos usually tend to be those who have a lot of experience with them.
...is that in Portland, it's not really all that remarkable.
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But here we have something unique.
We have "Darth Vader on a unicycle playing flaming bagpipes."
All I can say is "EEOTTA-EEOTTA-EEOTTA-EEOOTA!"
I desperately need a drink now.
In my town we got two guys going around on their bikes dressed as Batman and Robin. Robin has a radio tied to his bike, so you can always hear them coming. They go out in good weather and small kids get a kick out of them. They have done this for years.
There's an older Italian guy who looks like an aged Elvis, minus the excess weight. He wears the same sun glasses and sideburns. He dresses as if the 70s were just yesterday.
Since the town is the birth place of Frank Sinatra, there's more than one crooner hanging around too.
Eccentricity brings a smile to my face. It makes life a never ending wonder.
City of Portland
The City That Twerks
A good quality dildo costs more than $100.
Just don't ask me how I know this........
...didn't come with pictures.
TYY 
Gotta love my eccentric neighbors to the south
I'm sorry, I couldnt resist.
I feel your pain.
Your sacrifice is our gain. Thankyou. 
that I don't give back what I receive 
charged up! Now, that is a hot dildo!
I had to plug it.
hard enough
All your dildos are belong to us!
dongs
Old joke.
What's the deal with sneakers on power lines anyway? Can somebody explain that to me?
keep Portland weird.