Crazy pastor: people become gay from demons at restaurants

[shenmue]

Right Wing Watch story here

Yep, it's Rev. Manning from Atlah Church again. Sigh.

[Zorra]

1. It's true! So every RW pseudochristian should avoid going to restaurants forever.

[KamaAina]

3. Well, he's got a point. Restaurants are kind of possessed.

Look how many of them serve deviled eggs, deviled crab, and even pasta fra diavolo.

[pinboy3niner]

4. He's just pissed because they keep telling him, "No, we don't have a Dullard Menu."

[randys1]

5. I remember a meal at the Curry Village smorgasbord, Yosemite, years ago, I thought I was

possessed.

Sickest 48 hours of my life.

[tymorial]

6. I must have only been infected by half a demon.

EOM

[Person 2713]

7. Is that his story ? No defense the buffet food made him do it ?

[NightWatcher]

8. It can only be countered by eating at Chick Fil hAte daily (except Sunday's)

[Major Nikon]

9. I've heard this silly shit from other Christians

I think there's lots of them out there that believe it, but most are just smart enough not to say it in public for fear of being outed as the stupid fucks they really are.

[etherealtruth]

10. Yeah, that's it

[Dr Hobbitstein]

11. A restaurant demon turned me into a newt!

I got better.

[Initech]

12. The Sodomite Demons by the way just got added to the Warped Tour this year.

Awesome band.

[roamer65]

13. Must be the Devil's Food cake. N/t

Psst...don't order dessert...it will turn you gay.