Have heard no details from Operation Jade Helm today

[rurallib]

No doubt US forces took over media first thing. That is always one of the first things repressive regimes do.

Does anyone know has Texas been conquered? Are they now part of the US? Any officials take a last stand and go down with the ship as it were? Many casualties on either side?

I think that whole Pluto expedition was a distraction for this invasion from the day it was launched nearly 10 years ago.








for the humor impaired

[KamaAina]

1. You need to sit with your tinfoil hat facing the window

[DashOneBravo]

3. There isn't any tinfoil left

All the survival stores have been sold out since Bundy Ranch. Or so I read on the internet somewhere.

[virtualobserver]

2. President Obama planned most of this from his crib in Kenya

He always a few steps ahead of everyone else

[Jazzgirl]

4. I'm in Texas waiting for them to show up at my doorstep.

I'm sure they'll be here soon with big tanks and.....stuff. I'm almost positive they'll be here before it gets dark.....really......pretty sure..........

[NightWatcher]

5. The bodies of those who refused to get gay married were put in Blue Bell trucks

and driven to abandoned Walmarts where they'll be stored until the UN takeover is complete

Obama orchestrated the listeria scare at Blue Bell to close them down long enough so that he'd have access to the refrigerated delivery trucks that he's now using to move the bodies to the warehouses.

[sharp_stick]

7. He's Dr. Evil incarnate

a true evil Goddamned genius.

[DashOneBravo]

6. The Pluto mission is actually

All being done in a green room somewhere out in California. But don't tell anyone I said that.

[hlthe2b]

8. radio silence from the occupied people--now under martial law...

no doubt.

Texas.. enough said...

[Stallion]

9. They Dun Burnt Ole Big Tex to the Ground!!!!!!

[rurallib]

13. the big guy was the resistance leader

had to go

[tanyev]

10. I bought some mixed nuts to put in the break room tomorrow in honor of the occasion.

[NuclearDem]

11. You're late for your shift at the Patriot Reeducation Center, comrade.

Have a lot of work to do before we receive the first resistors! Don't worry, a black helicopter's on its way to get you.

[RandiFan1290]

12. Going as planned

[Ilsa]

14. Jade Helm already tore down Trump's big fence

To let Obama's illegals in to overrun to place! They are force-feeding us fajitas and guacamole. Oh, the agony!