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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts) Thu Jul 16, 2015, 12:08 AM Jul 2015

N.J. Emergency Rooms WARN: If bitten by Chris Christie, do NOT attempt to suck out the venom

Just heard this on CNN. Chris Christie venom, if ingested in even the smallest amounts, can cause violent hallucinations, diarrhea, vomiting, and eventually complete paralysis. If bitten, dial 911 and lay perfectly still until help arrives.

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N.J. Emergency Rooms WARN: If bitten by Chris Christie, do NOT attempt to suck out the venom (Original Post) Miles Archer Jul 2015 OP

That's f*cking hilarious. pscot Jul 2015 #1

pscot

(21,024 posts)

1. That's f*cking hilarious.

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Thu Jul 16, 2015, 12:24 AM

Jul 2015

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