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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA joke in tortured human flesh. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!
Donald ("I've had some menial jobs! . . . Cleaning my room. . . Grooming my horse." Trump is saying: "There you're wrong, Bozo! . . . I'll put my family values up against anyone's, . . anyone's!!! . . . Three wives just means three-times as much family values. . . . And the mistresses, affairs, and one-night stands are just normal for a guy like me. . . . It's like the fuel that powers the billion-dollar engine. . . . Besides, I love my current wife, and that's a lot more than a lot of guys can say! . . . So sit down, you loser!"
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A joke in tortured human flesh. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jul 2015
OP
Johonny
(20,872 posts)1. Why am I awake at 3am sending nasty tweets to Penn Jillette during a presidential campaign?
cocaine anyone?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)2. "I'm worth more than ten billion if you don't count
the assets, or do the math, or need meddlesome facts, or . . ."
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)3. "This damn thing on top of my head hurts like HELL!"
randome
(34,845 posts)4. "I'm beautiful. Soooo beautiful. It hurts, you know. It hurts."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't ever underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)5. He looks like he's straining to pinch off a loaf
so to speak
skip fox
(19,359 posts)6. He's actually trying to sing a tender love song
to his net-worth.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)7. Trump is saying:
"Well, I don't really see why we need an election. . . . After all, I'm running!"
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)8. "Elections can now be bought, I am buying this one. Deal with it."
olddots
(10,237 posts)9. " I'm so constipated the shit is coming out of my mouth."