Peace with Iran Could Limit Ability to Bomb It, Warns McCain

[J_J_]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Shortly after world powers successfully negotiated a nuclear-framework agreement with Iran, Sen. John McCain warned that a lasting peace with the Middle Eastern nation “could greatly limit our ability to bomb it.”

“President Obama is hailing this framework as something that could enhance the prospects for peace in the Middle East,” McCain told reporters at the United States Senate. “For those of us who have looked forward to bombing Iran for some time now, that would be a doomsday scenario.”

“The Iranians know well and good that if they abandon their nuclear program exactly the way we’ve asked them to, we can kiss bombing them goodbye,” he said, shaking his head ruefully. “It’s a damn shame.”

As for President Obama, McCain added, “Sometimes I think the President cares more about making the Iranians happy than about making the people who want to bomb the Iranians happy.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/peace-with-iran-could-limit-ability-to-bomb-it-warns-mccain

[riversedge]

1. I rolled my eyeballs--then I saw

who wrote this piece. Yet, have to say--McCain logic is just that!--the title

[951-Riverside]

2. Retire already McTraitor. You're hated on both sides of the aisle you ISIS supporting piece of crap

You belong in prison.

[UTUSN]

3. Whups, I almost missed the humor n/t

[GoneFishin]

4. Too close to the truth. And I don't think McGrampy is the only one thinking that either.

[MFrohike]

5. Way too believable

It's the sort of thing he'd say.