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AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report)Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United States for the duration of the war.
The Cong were after me, Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory. And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.
The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a war hero before because I dont like to boast.
He said that he only disclosed the episode now because the way this nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace.
Trump complained that he received no official commendation or medal for his heroism, calling the lack of recognition shameful.
Those brave Americans who, like me, avoided being captured by not serving at allwe are the true heroes, he said.
Trumps tale of valor appeared to move many members of his audience, some of whom waited in line after his speech to thank him for his lack of service.
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Love Borowitz!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)On his head
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)if the toupee from hell had been captured.
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GoneFishin
(5,217 posts)AwakeAtLast
(14,132 posts)GoneFishin
(5,217 posts)I stayed home.
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)GoneFishin
(5,217 posts)City Lights
(25,171 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)"Had enough?"
Gothmog
(145,427 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)IDemo
(16,926 posts)Thank you.
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Trump is a coward and a liar, and a traitor to the country.
Probably why he doesn't have a song.
So there is that.
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)And now the PukeBaggers will actually start to brag about it?
Well the World is indeed Upside Down!
Beartracks
(12,820 posts)madashelltoo
(1,698 posts)Competition into a standup routine. He's playing the dozens badly. It's over when he starts cracking "Yo' Mama" jokes.
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)Even I a fat, overweight coward went because I thought it was the right thing to do.