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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPsychologists Urge People With Low Self-Esteem to Watch G.O.P. Debate - free advice from A Borowitz
MINNESOTA (The Borowitz Report)Psychologists at the University of Minnesota have issued a research study recommending that people suffering from low self-esteem watch Thursday nights nationally televised Republican debate.
The recommendation came after the psychologists spent weeks showing research subjects video clips of the debates potential participants and observed striking improvements in the subjects overall morale and sense of worth.
We interviewed the volunteers before we exposed them to the Republican candidates and afterward, said psychologist Davis Logsdon. The spike in their self-esteem was off the charts.
Of the candidates who most improved the research subjects sense of self, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, and former Florida Governor Jeb Bush were found to be consistently helpful, but the most marked increase in self-esteem levels came after the subjects were exposed to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.
According to the data, people who viewed Walker for approximately three minutes reported feeling better right away about their intelligence, knowledge, and prospects for obtaining high-status employment that they had previously considered well beyond their reach.
After watching Governor Walker, a substantial number of the subjects literally could not remember why they had ever felt bad about themselves, Logsdon said.
In addition to recommending that low self-esteem-sufferers watch the debate, Logsdon is advising them to D.V.R. the entire two hours. You never know when you might need it again, he said.
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Psychologists Urge People With Low Self-Esteem to Watch G.O.P. Debate - free advice from A Borowitz (Original Post)
Mira
Aug 2015
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BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)1. "I..I never knew. My friend and I turned to each other with amazement. It's like we shared the same
....thoughts" "I mean, if that goofball can find work, I just might go after that Ph.D. in Astrophysics"
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)2. Ten male, mostly pale, and absurdly stale empty suits. Pure entertainment a la "You're Fired."
NOT the actual line-up in this photo, some have already been fired by FOX.....
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/08/05/fox-news-announces-candidate-line-up-for-prime-time-debate/ .... here's who qualified:
Real estate magnate Donald Trump; former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush; Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker; former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee; retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson; Texas Sen. Ted Cruz; Florida Sen. Marco Rubio; Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul; New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie; and Ohio Gov. John Kasich.
The roster of 10 candidates was determined based on an average of the five most recent national polls. Trump as expected made the cut, securing the top slot. Right behind him were Bush and Walker, who each have posted strong numbers in recent surveys.