AP: Can George P. make Jeb the 3rd Bush to win the White House?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

The man who once went around lamely referring to himself as "Ricky Martin Bush" is hitting the trail for his daddy.

(He has his uncle's deer-in-headlights blank stare down perfect)

LEXINGTON, S.C. (AP) — George P. Bush is talking up his dad Jeb — but he knows he'll have to endure some gentle ribbing about his grandfather and uncle first.
"We are lucky to have George Bush here. That's George P. Bush," quips state Sen. Katrina Shealy, who introduces the Texas land commissioner to the crowd at Lizard's Thicket, an eatery where locals talk politics over fried chicken, giblet and cornbread gravy and five kinds of pie.
Bush grins but stays silent. "Yeah," he later concedes to a reporter, "I've heard just about every George Bush joke that there possibly is."
That's because the next-generation bearer of the powerful political name has been helping relatives run since age 3, when he clutched a balloon and sported a campaign T-shirt as his grandfather, George H.W. Bush, launched his first presidential bid from a Houston park in 1979.
http://news.yahoo.com/george-p-jeb-3rd-bush-win-white-house-065036243--election.html

In case you're getting all of Jeb's crooked kids mixed up, "Ricky" isn't the son who was arrested for being drunk and resisting cops. That was Jeb Jr.


And he wasn't the one arrested on a slew of drug charges. That was Jeb's daughter Noelle.


No, "Ricky" was the creepy one who had the cops called on him for stalking his ex-girlfriend and trying to break into her house.

Yessir, those Bushes are the quintessential Amurican family. I mean, who among us can't say that every single of our kids have either been arrested come just short of it?

[BlueJazz]

1. Looking at that family is like buying a nice pair of shoes...walking out of the store...

...and stepping in a huge pile of Great Dane shit. (and the dog had the "runs&quot Ewwwwww!

[Octafish]

2. With Diebold on your side...

...it's like magic.

[Hoppy]

3. -- and who amongst us can forget reading about the frolics of Jenna and Not Jenna. And of course,

there is Neil Bush and Silverado Savings and Loan..... and the most vile Bush puke of all, Prescott.